Lauren Shreve Religion
I finally decided to upadate...
So a couple of days ago Lauren Shreve and I came up with the commandments for her religion, if we all someday decided to start worshipping her. I felt the need to post them:
10 Commandments of Worshipping Lauren Shreve
1. Thou shall be beautiful
2. Thou shall lie to your mother
3. Thou shall eat donuts at 2:00AM
4. Thou shall annoy Brent Hertz
5. Thou shall be owned by Michelle
6. Thou shall date Sammi
7. Thou shall be part of the cult but will secretly bring down the cult from the inside
8. Thou shall procrastinate (a lot)
9. Thou shall drink smoothies (a lot)
10.Thou shall sleep until the late hours of the afternoon
EDIT:
11. LOVE THYSELF
So a couple of days ago Lauren Shreve and I came up with the commandments for her religion, if we all someday decided to start worshipping her. I felt the need to post them:
10 Commandments of Worshipping Lauren Shreve
1. Thou shall be beautiful
2. Thou shall lie to your mother
3. Thou shall eat donuts at 2:00AM
4. Thou shall annoy Brent Hertz
5. Thou shall be owned by Michelle
6. Thou shall date Sammi
7. Thou shall be part of the cult but will secretly bring down the cult from the inside
8. Thou shall procrastinate (a lot)
9. Thou shall drink smoothies (a lot)
10.Thou shall sleep until the late hours of the afternoon
EDIT:
11. LOVE THYSELF