STUPID ASSHOLIC BOSS AGAIN
Dear -bleep- boss,
You know the Friday breakfast that you made compulsory to the entire office (which consist of only 5 people)? Yea that one. I would like to express my utmost gratitude for your effort to bring the entire office together in this half hour of time-wasting-health-depleting-food session. I am accustomed to having breakfast with my loved one but then personal matters are personal am I not right? So let's not go there. I graciously sacrifice my breakfast with my beloved and wake-up early just to come for the HALF AND HOUR EARLIER THAN OFFICE TIME BREAKFAST. ^_^
Today, however I went to the office especially early (today as in Friday, 13 July 2007), to find everyone in the office. I sat down waiting and waiting till 845am but nothing. I saw Susan walking over to the pantry (which is located in a 1m x 75cm corner) making coffee. I promptly asked if we are going downstairs today ( OH YES every Friday we get to eat shitty mamak food which contain only oily, fatty food no thank you). But anyway being a courteous member of the office I attend it ANYWAY. So today feeling very positive I promptly did not take anything for breakfast to attend this breakfast gathering of YOURS instead of the usual "i ate something at home already i order drink can liao". So that I can give you some face.
Anyway Susan says , "No woh. You haven't eaten yet? Poor thing, sorry *^_^*".
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I told her I'll go down and get something because I haven't eaten.
Boss, if you would be so kind just to TELL PEOPLE WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO EAT ON FRIDAY BECAUSE U ATE SOMEWHERE ELSE EARLIER WHICH IS MORE DELICIOUS AND STOMACH FULL SO PROMPTLY FORGOT BOUT BREAKFAST. Or just maybe inform in advance whether the breakfast is on or not instead of saying IT IS COMPULSORY AND NO NEED TO INFORM WAN, seriously I believe it would do us all a little more good.
YOU THINK I WANT TO ATTEND YOUR SHITTY FRIDAY BREAKFAST? THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS YOUR FACE EARLY IN THE MORNING. NOT TO MENTION EARLIER IN THE MORNING. IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ATTEND OR JUST CINCAI CANCEL THE BREAKFAST BUT TELL US IS OH SO COMPULSORY THEN DONT HAVE THE BREAKFAST. IS SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENT RIGHT???
SINCE YOU HAVE FINANCIAL PROBLEM ANYWAY I HELP YOU SAVE MONEY LA HOR??? DUN WAN TO EAT SHITTY MAMAK FOOD DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST ANYWAY. I MAKE MY OWN SUPER DUPER DELICIOUS HEALTHY SANDWICH WITH HAM, FRESH ROMAINE LETTUCE, TOMATO, ONION AND CUCUMBER. YOU THINK I WANT TO EAT YOU PAY PUNYA FOOD SO MUCH???
SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR STUPID CALLING EVERYONE PART OF THE TEAM AND OH HOW YOU ARE SO INTELLIGENT (YES YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT).
OH IM NOT GONNA LOCK THIS POST. IF YOU ACTUALLY FIND IT YOU-INTERNET-RETARDED-FREAK, TOO BAD THEN.
Your dearest-only-graphic-designer-in-the-company,
Carol~ ^_^
You know the Friday breakfast that you made compulsory to the entire office (which consist of only 5 people)? Yea that one. I would like to express my utmost gratitude for your effort to bring the entire office together in this half hour of time-wasting-health-depleting-food session. I am accustomed to having breakfast with my loved one but then personal matters are personal am I not right? So let's not go there. I graciously sacrifice my breakfast with my beloved and wake-up early just to come for the HALF AND HOUR EARLIER THAN OFFICE TIME BREAKFAST. ^_^
Today, however I went to the office especially early (today as in Friday, 13 July 2007), to find everyone in the office. I sat down waiting and waiting till 845am but nothing. I saw Susan walking over to the pantry (which is located in a 1m x 75cm corner) making coffee. I promptly asked if we are going downstairs today ( OH YES every Friday we get to eat shitty mamak food which contain only oily, fatty food no thank you). But anyway being a courteous member of the office I attend it ANYWAY. So today feeling very positive I promptly did not take anything for breakfast to attend this breakfast gathering of YOURS instead of the usual "i ate something at home already i order drink can liao". So that I can give you some face.
Anyway Susan says , "No woh. You haven't eaten yet? Poor thing, sorry *^_^*".
...............
I told her I'll go down and get something because I haven't eaten.
Boss, if you would be so kind just to TELL PEOPLE WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO EAT ON FRIDAY BECAUSE U ATE SOMEWHERE ELSE EARLIER WHICH IS MORE DELICIOUS AND STOMACH FULL SO PROMPTLY FORGOT BOUT BREAKFAST. Or just maybe inform in advance whether the breakfast is on or not instead of saying IT IS COMPULSORY AND NO NEED TO INFORM WAN, seriously I believe it would do us all a little more good.
YOU THINK I WANT TO ATTEND YOUR SHITTY FRIDAY BREAKFAST? THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS YOUR FACE EARLY IN THE MORNING. NOT TO MENTION EARLIER IN THE MORNING. IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ATTEND OR JUST CINCAI CANCEL THE BREAKFAST BUT TELL US IS OH SO COMPULSORY THEN DONT HAVE THE BREAKFAST. IS SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENT RIGHT???
SINCE YOU HAVE FINANCIAL PROBLEM ANYWAY I HELP YOU SAVE MONEY LA HOR??? DUN WAN TO EAT SHITTY MAMAK FOOD DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST ANYWAY. I MAKE MY OWN SUPER DUPER DELICIOUS HEALTHY SANDWICH WITH HAM, FRESH ROMAINE LETTUCE, TOMATO, ONION AND CUCUMBER. YOU THINK I WANT TO EAT YOU PAY PUNYA FOOD SO MUCH???
SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR STUPID CALLING EVERYONE PART OF THE TEAM AND OH HOW YOU ARE SO INTELLIGENT (YES YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT).
OH IM NOT GONNA LOCK THIS POST. IF YOU ACTUALLY FIND IT YOU-INTERNET-RETARDED-FREAK, TOO BAD THEN.
Your dearest-only-graphic-designer-in-the-company,
Carol~ ^_^