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it's survey time kids!
~~~~HAVE U EVER~~~~~
KISSED YOUR COUSIN: ha ha ha. All my cousins are under ten. So not only would that be incest, it'd be pedophilia,too!
RUN AWAY: yea, when I was eight, but it was a military complex, so it's not like I could really get that far.
PICTURED YOUR CRUSH NAKED: si
ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR CRUSH NAKED: nope. I kept sending requests for pictures of Conan O Brien, but to no avail thusfar.
BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART: oh my yes.
BEEN IN LOVE: yep. THREE TIMES! And I'm only nineteen. Not bad, not bad.
CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIES: I have never really known anyone that died.
WANTED SOMEONE YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T HAVE: ha ha. thus the very basis of his appeal.
BROKEN A BONE: yep. But I got to have cool pins in it.
DRANK ALCOHOL: yep.
LIED: I think it's impossible not to.
CRIED IN SCHOOL: and how!
~~~~~DO YOU BELIEVE IN~~~~~~
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: surprisingly, yes, yes I do.
GOD: I think there's something, but my guess is that it's probably personified nature.
KISSES ON THE FIRST DATE: uh, sure why not? Is this even an issue anymore?
MONSTERS: fuck, I've dated them!
HOROSCOPES: a wholehearted yes. That's why I like reading my own tarot cards.
ALIENS: I think it's awfully presumptuous of humans to think we're the only things in the universe. What the hell is all that extra room for?
GHOSTS: yes. But I don't want to talk to them or see them or get scared by their presence.
HEAVEN: nope
HELL: I think unenlightenment=hell, but as in a firery place with lava and demons giving you purple nurples and stuff, nah. After you died, what threat would physical pain present to you? You'd just be energy.
CHEATING: well, yea, it exists, but BELIEVE in it? Sometimes it's a necessity, but that's rather rare.
~~~~WHICH IS BETTER~~~~~~
COKE OR PEPSI: coke. le sigh. you know some countries debate important things, not which soda tastes slightly better than its very similar enemy.
SPRITE OR 7 UP: hmm. Ass or ass? I'll pick ass.
GUYS OR GIRLS: neither. Puppies.
FLOWERS OR CANDY: flowers in pots. Especially sunflowers, which can be deprived of their sweet, sweet innards later on and consumed.
SCRUFF OR CLEAN SHAVEN: BOTH! Ha ha. There guys, now you know how it feels to have impossible hair standards placed upon you!
QUITE OR LOUD: quiet.
POOLS OR HOT TUB: neither. Chlorine= ouch!
BLONDES OR BRUNETTES: brunettes I guess.
BTICHY OR SLUTTY: slutty.
TALL OR SHORT: tall, but only because we want what we can't have.
ONE PILLOW OR TWO: none. Arm. That's all you need.
PANTS OR SHORTS: pantalones!
GAP, AMERICAN EAGLE, COLUMBIA: comfortable.
~~~~~PREFERRED SEX~~~~~
WHAT DO U NOTICE FIRST: eyebrows.
LAST PERSON YOU HAVE SLOW DANCED WITH?: for real? I don?t think I've ever slowdanced.
WORST THING TO DO: share any attribute with doug.
BEST PLACE YOU KNOW OF TO GO: zoo!
SHORT OR LONG: uh?huh? Short or long what?
PEIRCINGS OR NONE: whatever's there is there
~~~~~THE LAST TIME~~~~
SHOWERED: five minutes ago
HAD SEX: uh? I think a week maybe? damnit! I used to know this shit.
HAVE BEEN TO A PARTY: two weeks.
HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: last night.
~~~~WHAT IS~~~~
YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM: spongebob squarepants pencil.
PERSON YOU HATE THE MOST: probably myself.
THE WORST SONG YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: anything by dashboard confessional seriously makes it hurt to live.
THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: I got to watch mystery science theatre 3000, which I usually catch once a year.
~~~~FAVORITES~~~~~
COLORs: weee! Sea foam green, orange sherbet, aquamarine, canary yellow and lots of others.
MOVIE: wurthering heights, it's pat: the movie, rocky horror, moulin rouge, harriet the spy, the brave little toaster.
BOOK: brave new world.
SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: archaeology, language classes.
ONLINE BUDS: uh, I'm not the online bud type, I like to put a face I've met with a screenname.
JUICE: pineapple.
PLACE TO GO WHEN YOU HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO: movie.
CARS: operational. Actually, there?s a car called a "sprite" that is very cute.
ICECREAM: what, do I have to hand you a pamphlet on "the global enslavement of animals??" can't you tell I'm a vegan, o anonymous internet survey? Ha ha ha. uh, teenage mutant ninja turtle ice cream was the best damn thing ever.
SOFT DRINK: orange soda.
HOLIDAY: diwali, yes, that's right my "fake hindu holiday." It's an exciting time of year.
SEASON: fall is pretty, plus the egg balancing thing.
BREAKFAST FOOD: soda.
PLACE TO GO WITH UR HONEY: bowling has been fun lately.
PLACE TO GO WITH UR friends: movies, and hopefully the zoo soon.
~~~~WHO~~~~
MAKES U LAUGH THE MOST: that's really a toss up.
MAKES U SMILE: my rabbits.
GIVES YOU A FUNNY FEELING WITH U SEE THEM: that guy in all my geography classes. Note to self: talk to him BEFORE quarter ends this time!!!
HAS A CRUSH ON YOU: uh.. todd.
WHO DO U HAVE A CRUSH ON: forever and eternally...conan o brien.
gIVES U KISSES: todd the clod.
DO U like TO KISS: ugh. alright these questions are a little too repetative.
HAS IT EASIER? GUYS OR GIRLS: goyls. We have breasts.
~~~~~DO YOU EVER~~~~~
SIT BY THE PHONE TO WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL NIGHT: sadly, I have. But those days are over.
SAVE AOL CONVERSATIONS: all the damn time. I have archives of them.
SAVE EMAILS: every single one I've ever gotten from all my pails and shovels in individually labelled folders.
WISH U WERE SOMEONE ELSE: a resounding yes.
WISH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: no. more so I wish I was a hippo.
WANT TO LOOK DIFFERENT: good god yes.
CRY BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORDS: ha ha ha. At ze drop of a hat.
~~~~BEST~~~~~
SONG LYRICS: WHATS LOVE? Elephant love medley from Moulin Rouge
COLOGNE: bleg. I seriously think male sweat smells so good.
PERFUME:BCBY girls.
KISS: of all time? Damnit, probably the first one with wes. That simply must be changed.
ROMANTIC MEMORY: todd and I admitting we liked each other on his bed at his new apartment at like 3 in the morning, almost a year ago.
ADVICE YOU'VE GIVEN: doug should invest in a dental dam.
~~~~HAVE U EVER~~~~~
KISSED YOUR COUSIN: ha ha ha. All my cousins are under ten. So not only would that be incest, it'd be pedophilia,too!
RUN AWAY: yea, when I was eight, but it was a military complex, so it's not like I could really get that far.
PICTURED YOUR CRUSH NAKED: si
ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR CRUSH NAKED: nope. I kept sending requests for pictures of Conan O Brien, but to no avail thusfar.
BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART: oh my yes.
BEEN IN LOVE: yep. THREE TIMES! And I'm only nineteen. Not bad, not bad.
CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIES: I have never really known anyone that died.
WANTED SOMEONE YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T HAVE: ha ha. thus the very basis of his appeal.
BROKEN A BONE: yep. But I got to have cool pins in it.
DRANK ALCOHOL: yep.
LIED: I think it's impossible not to.
CRIED IN SCHOOL: and how!
~~~~~DO YOU BELIEVE IN~~~~~~
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: surprisingly, yes, yes I do.
GOD: I think there's something, but my guess is that it's probably personified nature.
KISSES ON THE FIRST DATE: uh, sure why not? Is this even an issue anymore?
MONSTERS: fuck, I've dated them!
HOROSCOPES: a wholehearted yes. That's why I like reading my own tarot cards.
ALIENS: I think it's awfully presumptuous of humans to think we're the only things in the universe. What the hell is all that extra room for?
GHOSTS: yes. But I don't want to talk to them or see them or get scared by their presence.
HEAVEN: nope
HELL: I think unenlightenment=hell, but as in a firery place with lava and demons giving you purple nurples and stuff, nah. After you died, what threat would physical pain present to you? You'd just be energy.
CHEATING: well, yea, it exists, but BELIEVE in it? Sometimes it's a necessity, but that's rather rare.
~~~~WHICH IS BETTER~~~~~~
COKE OR PEPSI: coke. le sigh. you know some countries debate important things, not which soda tastes slightly better than its very similar enemy.
SPRITE OR 7 UP: hmm. Ass or ass? I'll pick ass.
GUYS OR GIRLS: neither. Puppies.
FLOWERS OR CANDY: flowers in pots. Especially sunflowers, which can be deprived of their sweet, sweet innards later on and consumed.
SCRUFF OR CLEAN SHAVEN: BOTH! Ha ha. There guys, now you know how it feels to have impossible hair standards placed upon you!
QUITE OR LOUD: quiet.
POOLS OR HOT TUB: neither. Chlorine= ouch!
BLONDES OR BRUNETTES: brunettes I guess.
BTICHY OR SLUTTY: slutty.
TALL OR SHORT: tall, but only because we want what we can't have.
ONE PILLOW OR TWO: none. Arm. That's all you need.
PANTS OR SHORTS: pantalones!
GAP, AMERICAN EAGLE, COLUMBIA: comfortable.
~~~~~PREFERRED SEX~~~~~
WHAT DO U NOTICE FIRST: eyebrows.
LAST PERSON YOU HAVE SLOW DANCED WITH?: for real? I don?t think I've ever slowdanced.
WORST THING TO DO: share any attribute with doug.
BEST PLACE YOU KNOW OF TO GO: zoo!
SHORT OR LONG: uh?huh? Short or long what?
PEIRCINGS OR NONE: whatever's there is there
~~~~~THE LAST TIME~~~~
SHOWERED: five minutes ago
HAD SEX: uh? I think a week maybe? damnit! I used to know this shit.
HAVE BEEN TO A PARTY: two weeks.
HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: last night.
~~~~WHAT IS~~~~
YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM: spongebob squarepants pencil.
PERSON YOU HATE THE MOST: probably myself.
THE WORST SONG YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: anything by dashboard confessional seriously makes it hurt to live.
THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: I got to watch mystery science theatre 3000, which I usually catch once a year.
~~~~FAVORITES~~~~~
COLORs: weee! Sea foam green, orange sherbet, aquamarine, canary yellow and lots of others.
MOVIE: wurthering heights, it's pat: the movie, rocky horror, moulin rouge, harriet the spy, the brave little toaster.
BOOK: brave new world.
SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: archaeology, language classes.
ONLINE BUDS: uh, I'm not the online bud type, I like to put a face I've met with a screenname.
JUICE: pineapple.
PLACE TO GO WHEN YOU HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO: movie.
CARS: operational. Actually, there?s a car called a "sprite" that is very cute.
ICECREAM: what, do I have to hand you a pamphlet on "the global enslavement of animals??" can't you tell I'm a vegan, o anonymous internet survey? Ha ha ha. uh, teenage mutant ninja turtle ice cream was the best damn thing ever.
SOFT DRINK: orange soda.
HOLIDAY: diwali, yes, that's right my "fake hindu holiday." It's an exciting time of year.
SEASON: fall is pretty, plus the egg balancing thing.
BREAKFAST FOOD: soda.
PLACE TO GO WITH UR HONEY: bowling has been fun lately.
PLACE TO GO WITH UR friends: movies, and hopefully the zoo soon.
~~~~WHO~~~~
MAKES U LAUGH THE MOST: that's really a toss up.
MAKES U SMILE: my rabbits.
GIVES YOU A FUNNY FEELING WITH U SEE THEM: that guy in all my geography classes. Note to self: talk to him BEFORE quarter ends this time!!!
HAS A CRUSH ON YOU: uh.. todd.
WHO DO U HAVE A CRUSH ON: forever and eternally...conan o brien.
gIVES U KISSES: todd the clod.
DO U like TO KISS: ugh. alright these questions are a little too repetative.
HAS IT EASIER? GUYS OR GIRLS: goyls. We have breasts.
~~~~~DO YOU EVER~~~~~
SIT BY THE PHONE TO WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL NIGHT: sadly, I have. But those days are over.
SAVE AOL CONVERSATIONS: all the damn time. I have archives of them.
SAVE EMAILS: every single one I've ever gotten from all my pails and shovels in individually labelled folders.
WISH U WERE SOMEONE ELSE: a resounding yes.
WISH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: no. more so I wish I was a hippo.
WANT TO LOOK DIFFERENT: good god yes.
CRY BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORDS: ha ha ha. At ze drop of a hat.
~~~~BEST~~~~~
SONG LYRICS: WHATS LOVE? Elephant love medley from Moulin Rouge
COLOGNE: bleg. I seriously think male sweat smells so good.
PERFUME:BCBY girls.
KISS: of all time? Damnit, probably the first one with wes. That simply must be changed.
ROMANTIC MEMORY: todd and I admitting we liked each other on his bed at his new apartment at like 3 in the morning, almost a year ago.
ADVICE YOU'VE GIVEN: doug should invest in a dental dam.