001st Case // My life is a 90's Video game? // New Bark Town

Apr 17, 2011 02:37

[The feed clicks on to show a good looking young man with a disapproving look on his face. He looks strangely spooked, highly unnerved, and strangely like he might just be sick at any given moment.] Shawn, this isn't funny. How the hell did you even pull this off?

[Behind him you can see other new arrivals in New Bark town milling about, Gus is for the moment ignoring them.] I knew it. Damn it, Shawn, this is the LAST time I let you talk me into putting M&M's on PIZZA. I told you this would happen, but you wouldn't listen. Now I'm having crazy nightmares and you're probably sleeping like a baby! I don't even LIKE Pokemon!

[There's the sound of angry screeching off to the side, followed by--] HEY!!! Somebodygetthiscrazymonkeyoffofme! [--Gus being "attacked" by an Aipom that's sitting on his head, it's tail snaking out to grab the Pokegear from it's trainer's hand.] Bad monkey! That's not a toy! Give it-- [Annnnnd the feed shuts off before Gus can finish scolding!

Peeps in New Bark Town can feel free to troll or help poor Gus. Video feeds will be answered when and if Gus is able to get the Gear away from Aipom.]

weirdest dream ever, shaw i will kill you, pizza does not mix with m&ms, !ic, my life is a 90s video game, what did you do shawn, !intro

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