Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I set
sparkletinkerbo's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I broke
wtfaatp's X-Box (-12 points). In May
drowningxout and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I gave
cimik a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-838 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
chocolateonion