Beards have more fun
Take one bus from Dublin to Belfast. Go to a party in Belfast (theme : Beards and Broads - bring a beard, or be a woman. Extra points for both!). Ask eyeliner-wielding stranger to draw an eyeliner beard complete with twirly moustache. Add Object of Unrequited Lust, friendly crowd and alcohol. Shake and serve for a fabulous evening :)
Season to taste with a crazy drunk guy on the bus, giving so much abuse to the woman in front of him that the bus driver eventually called the Gardaí to meet the bus in Dundalk and remove him. I applaud the restraint of the four guards - they were extremely polite and reasonable when I would have been hard pushed not to deliver a well-deserved slap.
For dessert, go to lunch the next day with Donal (whose beard was drawn on in permanent marker), Lisa, and Donal's friends, and have an innuendo laden conversation covering books, films, music and the art of party-throwing.
I am very happy today.
Season to taste with a crazy drunk guy on the bus, giving so much abuse to the woman in front of him that the bus driver eventually called the Gardaí to meet the bus in Dundalk and remove him. I applaud the restraint of the four guards - they were extremely polite and reasonable when I would have been hard pushed not to deliver a well-deserved slap.
For dessert, go to lunch the next day with Donal (whose beard was drawn on in permanent marker), Lisa, and Donal's friends, and have an innuendo laden conversation covering books, films, music and the art of party-throwing.
I am very happy today.