SWEET MERLIN.

[chocolatehelps]

Tonks, I really am sorry you had to find out this way, but please do not blow this into epic proportions, for my sake?

The man I love is dead and has been so and there is nothing I can damn well do about it. Furthermore, I am not young and inclined to easily love and cannot simply bounce back and move on as young Mr. Wood does, though it is not

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[pansyduh]

I smell drama...and Pansy Parkinson loves drama!

[chocolatehelps]

Well, it seems to be surrounding me in bucketloads.

And I don't love drama. =/

[pansyduh]

Maybe if you cover them both in chocolate...that would help? Or it would make a sticky mess. BUT IT'S STILL CHOCOLATE.

Why not love the drama? See, if you're surrounded by drama it means that people care enough about you to make drama!

[chocolatehelps]

Uh, but then how would you EAT the chocolate in a non-sexual way? I mean, Sirius is dead. This is making things extraordinarily difficult, in more ways than one.

I suppose it's not quite so...discomforting if it's thought about in that light. BUt, well. I've never liked being the center of so much attention!

[pansyduh]

I'm not sure I am comfortable talking about sexual things with you, Professor.

Oh, you should enjoy it! It's quite amazing, being popular.

[chocolatehelps]

...No, that would make sense. My apologies, Miss Parkinson. Though- I'm no longer a Professor, you need not address me as such. "Lupin" or even "Remus," should you feel comfortable, would suffice.

[pansyduh]

...I still can't help but feel like you're coming on to me. I mean, I am beautiful...and you're having relationship problems...but I just don't think it would be right.

[chocolatehelps]

I'm sorry to injure your vanity, Miss. Parkinson, but I assure you that I am not hitting on you. For very similar reasons that my relationshup with Tonks has become such a disaster in the first place.

[pansyduh]

...You're a poof, aren't you? Psh. Why is everyone gay?!

[chocolatehelps]

That's a rather...impolitic way of putting it.

And I would severely doubt that everyone is.

[pansyduh]

Did you expect me to be polite? I'm never polite.

OH, but they are!

[chocolatehelps]

I suppose not, no.

And how do you know this?

[pansyduh]

I had a dream. And well, Draco wants to shag Potter. And you want to shag Sirius Black. And Blaise is far too fruity to not be a poof. And that Oliver Wood wants to shag anything with legs and a p e n i s.

[chocolatehelps]

Yes, well. I hardly beleive that constitutes "everyone"

[pansyduh]

Well, mostly everyone. Must you take everything so literally?

[chocolatehelps]

Typically, well. Yes.