Psyche
I watch far too much online tv. I got Harry Potter yesterday, but am afraid to start reading it for fear of becoming obsessed. Being evil is far more fun than being good, and evidently evil and innocent aren't mutually exclusive. I have a good time making smoothies at work, but I REALLY hate dealing with dumb people. If you're not smart enough to realize you should order your smoothie at the register, DIRECTLY BELOW the "Order Here" sign, you probably don't deserve to buy anything at all. Jon is better after his seizures (yay!) and Max has lung cancer from smoking too much weed...or something....whatever. Having a hardcore pothead telling you to never ever smoke weed in your life is actually sort of amusing. Especially when he's high while telling you.
Yay randomness!
Yay randomness!