Going Home

[chocolamousse]

Title: Going Home
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Category: Romance
Rating: PG-13
Beta: The unique verityburns
Word count: 2805
Translation into Chinese available here (thank you, Lowtension!) and into Russian available here and here (thank you, Little_Unicorn!).
Summary: Sherlock has too many secrets and just longs for home. John goes from shock to shock and has the

Comments

[chocolamousse]

I'm so happy you like it! You were so lovely and supportive when I posted my first stories and I've been glad to write one for you. I'm especially happy to see you love some of my favourite bits like "Home is John", "Until John", '"Am I, then?" he asks. [...] "Yours. Am I, really?"' or "You are Sherlock. I am John. And I love you".

Everything else sounds imperious but that one sentence, that there sounds….rude.
At this point the guy just wants to get rid of this tiresome and insignificant little man. Ha! He didn't met BAMF-and-even-BAMFer-when-in-love!John and his Mighty Celeriac yet!

Speaking of the celeriac, I must apologise. You asked for a fic about celery and I wrote you a fic about celeriac. The thing is I really thought about it (please don't laugh!) because it's the same word in French and I was dismayed to find that it was not in English. I couldn't visualise John brandishing a celery, it's too soft to make a good weapon (I say "Don't laugh"!) whereas a celeriac could make a good bludgeon. So I went for a celeriac. And Verity raised the matter too when she betaed the story, so you see it's a real issue. :D

I know you had also required "John and Sherlock doing seductive things" with aliens or celery. *looks at you coldly* Don't go too far, Merrick. After all John is going to do saucy things with an alien, if you think about it. I say nothing about the celeriac because I'm not this kind of writer but I trust your imagination.

Thank you again for all this squealing and hopping, my work here is done!