Fun stuff
I'm putting this back into circulation because of all the arguments and fun that came out of it the last time I saw it. Come up w. responses to these comments!
Title: "Darn, it's good to be a man"
Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Chocolate is just another snack
You can be president
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky
Same work, more pay
Wrinkles add character
Wedding dress- $5000. Tux rental- $100
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet
One mood, ALL the time
Phone conversations are over in thirty seconds flat
You know stuff about tanks
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend
Your underwear is $8.95 for a six-pack
Everything on your face stays its original color
Title: "Darn, it's good to be a man"
Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Chocolate is just another snack
You can be president
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky
Same work, more pay
Wrinkles add character
Wedding dress- $5000. Tux rental- $100
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet
One mood, ALL the time
Phone conversations are over in thirty seconds flat
You know stuff about tanks
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend
Your underwear is $8.95 for a six-pack
Everything on your face stays its original color