When you thought this place couldn't get any better...

[chocoholic_m]

Great, everything tastes like alcohol now. I'm glad that at least my chocolate bars are untouched, I don't want to starve for food for only god knows how long.

...Crap, I'm thirsty now.

...I suppose Matt's happy about it. He's been dying to see Near drunk.

Comments

[the_whiskey_jam]

I don't know what you're so mad about! This place just gets better everyday. I wish we had some women here, though.

[chocoholic_m]

I'm not fond of alcohol, even less of being drunk!

We had some girls in the past, but they were young and dumb. Then again, anything's better than a fluffy ball.

[the_whiskey_jam]

Ah, then you're s.o.l, then.

All the women here are too young, even the talking volleyball. The liquor is great, but not too much to do besides getting trashed.

[chocoholic_m]

Does that mean you don't mind young, underaged girls?

[the_whiskey_jam]

...Uh. Of course I do!

what a weird kid...

[chocoholic_m]

But you don't mind underaged fluffy balls.

[nearthetop]

Mello Mello I feel funny do you feel funny I've never felt this funny my head is all floaty but I didn't hit it isn't alcohol a blowing-up thing you shouldn't eat it you can blow up then and blood and guts would rain all over the hotel before your pieces pulled themselves back together because we can't die here but it would probably hurt very badly andI feel funny weeeeeeE~

[chocoholic_m]

Oh shit, Near...

[nearthetop]

Mello you didn't answer any of my questions that's very mean I asked a lot of them why didn't you answer them why did you say oh shit?

[chocoholic_m]

I'm not going to answer your dumb questions!!

[auto_matt_ic]

Mello Mello... I fully regret ever wanting to see Near drunk. Please make it go away.

[chocoholic_m]

Near's dangerous, isn't he? I can't make it go away, but I can give you a hug to make it feel better.

((OOC: Gah! LJ is not sending me notifications (>O<; *has noticed this one by pure luck*))

[auto_matt_ic]

Hugs work.

[chocoholic_m]

Touchy-feely, aren't we?

((OOC: *dies* Matt... ... so... ... cute...
He's like a puppy (TwT) ))