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New tactic. I'm going to write solely (i forgot how to spell that word for about thirty seconds) in dialogue.
(This takes place in Book 1, which got me thinking about old skool Zuko. Before he grew his hair out his head looked like a potato. Various videos including potatoes go through my head whenever I see a picture of him with his topknot, lol.)
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Aunt Wu?
Hello Katara, sit down.
How did you know my name?
I'm a fortune teller; it's in the job description. Give me your hand... Ooh, long life line... Many children... WHAT PRONZ SEXY ROMANZ!!!!1!--I mean, beauty beyond your years....
ROMANZ?? WITH WHO?
Three heathy children....
WHO IS THE DADDY?
You have a great destiny ahead of you...
TELL ME NAO!
You will heal the world of destruction....
I DON'T CARE WHO DO I MARRY?
You will marry a powerful bender...
WHICH ONE?
Goddammit, Katara, do you really want to spoil it? Okay, fine. You have hot passionate sex at the North Pole and you become addicted to his passion and skill (among other stuffs!) and he to you so instead of killing you when he has the chance he marries you instead and your vagina becomes a clown car and you have enough babies for two Kuai Ball teams and you grow old together and your lust never fades. Happy now?
I HAVE HOT SWEATY SEXYTIEMS WITH ZUKO???
Yep.
BLESS YOU AUNT WU.... Oh, hey Aang. Guess what. I'M GONNA BE A PRINZESS!!!!
Hey, Aunt Wu? Was all that stuff you said about Zuko and Katara.... true?
Not unless they want it to. I was just punishing you for eavesdropping.
-fin