There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo.
There once was a man named Ray Who fashioned a cunt out of clay But the heat of his prick Turned the clay into brick And tore all his foreskin away
Here's to the girl named Louise Who's pubic hair hung to her knees the crabs came together, and knitted a sweater so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!
My dorky ex-roommate Pierre Once fell asleep in my chair I pulled out my unit Proceeded to tune it And fired my load in his hair
There once was a lady named Dot Who lived off of pigshit and snot. When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she grew on the sides of her twat.
There was young man from Crete Who could shoot across the street A chemist named Kelly Would bottle the jelly And sell it as 'Extract of Meat'.
There was a young girl of the Azores Whose cunt was covered in sores The dogs in the street Wouldn't eat the green meat That hung in festoons from her drawers
There once was a woman named Jess Bisexual, she would confess She loved a good dick but pussy she'd lick and leave both a wet gooey mess
There once was a vampire named Mabel, who's period was notoriously stable So one night in June she sat with a spoon and drank herself under the table
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo.
There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away
Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!
My dorky ex-roommate Pierre
Once fell asleep in my chair
I pulled out my unit
Proceeded to tune it
And fired my load in his hair
There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
When she ran out of these
She ate the green cheese
That she grew on the sides of her twat.
There was young man from Crete
Who could shoot across the street
A chemist named Kelly
Would bottle the jelly
And sell it as 'Extract of Meat'.
There was a young girl of the Azores
Whose cunt was covered in sores
The dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
There once was a woman named Jess
Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but pussy she'd lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess
There once was a vampire named Mabel,
who's period was notoriously stable
So one night in June
she sat with a spoon
and drank herself under the table
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