If Community College Doesn't Work for Me...
List the Hogwarts Houses in order of which House you'd most likely be Sorted into (1 being most likely):
1. Gryffindor (Daredevil by nature...)
2. Hufflepuff
3. Ravenclaw
4. Slytherin (Last, because I have no motivation...)
List 3 characters you think you'd be good friends with:
1. Ginny Weasley
2. Fred & George Weasley
3. Tonks, of course.
List 3 characters you think you'd get into catfights with:
1. Narcissa Malfoy. I would whoop up on her skinny blonde ass.
2. Umbridge.
3. Tonks. We would fight over Remus, and which band is better(The Peppers, or the Weird Sisters), but then we'd be friends again five minutes later, because ADD is a wonderful thing.
List 3 characters you think you'd ask on a date:
1. Remus, and when he turns me down because of his furry little problem...
2. Sirius, and when he turns me down because of my lack of corruptibility...
3. Fred. He wouldn't turn me down:D
List 3 characters you think would ask you on a date:
1. The Weasley Twins. Simultaneously, and with fireworks. Of course I would say 'yes'.
2. I have the feeling that a certain nice-looking, brown-haired professor would want to, but would refrain- for stupid, noble reasons having to do with lunar phases and sharp, pointy teeth.
3. Neville Longbottom. He's funny.
List 2 classes you think you'd excel in:
1. Charms
2. Potions (which I'm already good at, if you count L'Oreal Blonde #23 as a potion;))
List 2 classes you think you'd fail:
1. Defense Against the Dark Arts. I would fail miserably and be quite happy about it:P
2. Divination. Fortune is not my thing, unless it is in cookie form.
What form do you think your Patronus would take?
A border collie...
What 'rare' ability (like Parseltongue, Animgery, or speaking Mermish) would you have?
Hmm...I'd be happy with just magic, thanks.
What's in your wand?
Pro-Mark maple, 10 inches, nylon tip, excellent for rimshots and cymbal rolls...
I mean-
Unicorn hair.
The Wizengamot is thinking of exiling you from the Wizarding world. What's your defense?
"Screw the Wizengamot! Viva la Revolucion! Remember the Alamo!"
-and then they'd send me to Azkaban-
In what way do you think you'd not fit in the Wizarding world?
LOL. I think I would fit in better there than I do here.
If Dumbledore's Army was illegally re-formed but necessary for keeping Hogwarts safe, would you join?
Feck yes. I would be a spy. I've always wanted to be a spy...
What illegal magical object would you find most useful?
A magic carpet...that would rock. I could fly everywhere. And listen to Steppenwolf...
Say you were Sorted into Slytherin, and as a result, you began getting a bad rep for no reason. What do you say?
I'd leave, wouldn't you?;)
Is this how the Death Eaters started? Are they not evil, just alienated and misunderstood?
Basically this: the Death Eaters are Nazis in creepy masks.
Would you have participated in the Final Battle if given the option?
Hell yeah. I love epic battle scenes.
Who would you have dueled and won against?
Fenrir Greyback. I would pwn his ass, on behalf of pink-haired girls and their disheveled werewolf boyfriends everywhere.
Any advice to real wizards and witches out there from a Muggle perspective?
If you see Percy, lock him in a pyramid for me.
1. Gryffindor (Daredevil by nature...)
2. Hufflepuff
3. Ravenclaw
4. Slytherin (Last, because I have no motivation...)
List 3 characters you think you'd be good friends with:
1. Ginny Weasley
2. Fred & George Weasley
3. Tonks, of course.
List 3 characters you think you'd get into catfights with:
1. Narcissa Malfoy. I would whoop up on her skinny blonde ass.
2. Umbridge.
3. Tonks. We would fight over Remus, and which band is better(The Peppers, or the Weird Sisters), but then we'd be friends again five minutes later, because ADD is a wonderful thing.
List 3 characters you think you'd ask on a date:
1. Remus, and when he turns me down because of his furry little problem...
2. Sirius, and when he turns me down because of my lack of corruptibility...
3. Fred. He wouldn't turn me down:D
List 3 characters you think would ask you on a date:
1. The Weasley Twins. Simultaneously, and with fireworks. Of course I would say 'yes'.
2. I have the feeling that a certain nice-looking, brown-haired professor would want to, but would refrain- for stupid, noble reasons having to do with lunar phases and sharp, pointy teeth.
3. Neville Longbottom. He's funny.
List 2 classes you think you'd excel in:
1. Charms
2. Potions (which I'm already good at, if you count L'Oreal Blonde #23 as a potion;))
List 2 classes you think you'd fail:
1. Defense Against the Dark Arts. I would fail miserably and be quite happy about it:P
2. Divination. Fortune is not my thing, unless it is in cookie form.
What form do you think your Patronus would take?
A border collie...
What 'rare' ability (like Parseltongue, Animgery, or speaking Mermish) would you have?
Hmm...I'd be happy with just magic, thanks.
What's in your wand?
Pro-Mark maple, 10 inches, nylon tip, excellent for rimshots and cymbal rolls...
I mean-
Unicorn hair.
The Wizengamot is thinking of exiling you from the Wizarding world. What's your defense?
"Screw the Wizengamot! Viva la Revolucion! Remember the Alamo!"
-and then they'd send me to Azkaban-
In what way do you think you'd not fit in the Wizarding world?
LOL. I think I would fit in better there than I do here.
If Dumbledore's Army was illegally re-formed but necessary for keeping Hogwarts safe, would you join?
Feck yes. I would be a spy. I've always wanted to be a spy...
What illegal magical object would you find most useful?
A magic carpet...that would rock. I could fly everywhere. And listen to Steppenwolf...
Say you were Sorted into Slytherin, and as a result, you began getting a bad rep for no reason. What do you say?
I'd leave, wouldn't you?;)
Is this how the Death Eaters started? Are they not evil, just alienated and misunderstood?
Basically this: the Death Eaters are Nazis in creepy masks.
Would you have participated in the Final Battle if given the option?
Hell yeah. I love epic battle scenes.
Who would you have dueled and won against?
Fenrir Greyback. I would pwn his ass, on behalf of pink-haired girls and their disheveled werewolf boyfriends everywhere.
Any advice to real wizards and witches out there from a Muggle perspective?
If you see Percy, lock him in a pyramid for me.