Choco: I think Ueda is actually that type of guy who's never learned to express himself without spending money somehow.
Clementine: Jin says he can't afford rings.
Clementine: So Ueda buys him an entire collection for Christmas.
Clementine: From Tiffany's.
Choco: Seriously. And they're like, "Oh, randomly thought of you."
KAT-TUN is used to finding random presents on their chairs in the mornings.
"I saw this and thought you might like it. -U"
* * *
"Sometimes," Jin confesses to Yamapi, "Kame and I go out of our way to avoid him during Christmastime, because sometimes he and I talk about spending Christmas in the Bahamas and I know Tacchan would do something about that."
Clementine: CAN YOU IMAGINE.
Clementine: IF AKAME EVER GOT MARRIED.
Clementine: UEDA WOULD LIKE.
Clementine: PAY FOR A HONEYMOON.
Clementine: ...
Clementine: TO THE MOON.
Clementine: OR SOMETHING.
"Uebo." Kame sounds pained. "Um. What exactly are we supposed to do... on the moon?"
Ueda shrugs. "Enjoy the view? I hear it's quite spectacular."
Choco: LOL I LOVE HIM
Koki sighs. "I was wishing out loud," he tells Yasu one day while they're having coffee together, "about wanting to learn how to rap like 50 Cent. And then Ueda-"
"UEDA BOUGHT 50 CENT?" Yasu asks jokingly.
Koki blinks, peers at Yasu suspiciously. "How did you know?"