Title:
the dead, the undead and the downright nasty
Author:
ava_leigh_fitzRating: PG
Fandom (s): Twilight, Dead Like Me
Character(s): Mike Newton/George Lass (Rube, Mason, Daisy, Roxy)
Word Count: 2126
Summary: “So, I assume this is some long distance assignment for no good fucking reason, am I right?”
A/N: So, this is cracked out beyond belief but I wrote it anyway. I’m really sorry if it doesn’t make sense. Also, the story I’ve worked out is that rebel vampires ended up in Forks and turned people. Like a lot. Therefore the Quileutes fought and so did the Cullens and there was an epic battle in a tiny Washington town. It doesn’t really make sense, but when does the Twilight fandom ever make sense? This is very George centric mind you, so that stuff doesn't really matter.