Whitey The Rabbit
ok so for the past three weeks i have been taking this super sweet creative writing class after school. i think this class is fun cuz its like really small just me, maya, ellen, megan, lydia, liesel, and this weird girl named (well who knows) but its super sweet. so today we got to write a story that was a twist on a well known tale and i chose to write about the white rabbit from alice and wonderland. sit back cuz i hope this is funny for you like it was for me.
WHITEY THE RABBIT
so everyone's always askin me "rabbit, why you always runnin", "rabbit, where you got to be in such a hurry", or "rabbit, i think i'm havin your baby or bunny or whatever." well the answer is ... because i don't like people yeah that's right I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE. the only peoples i like is the man in the mirror and no he ain't no michael jackson (if that's what your wonderin.) so what if i lie to people and tell them that i'm late for a very important date. GET OFF MY CASE. so the other day this "chick" came through my hole (no nasty thoughts please) and she says "where am i." do i LOOK like a fricken tour guide. NO. so i tells her "well how should i know" and then i remembers that i live here. oh, yea your in wonderland honey, duh. then i run away because of course I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE. well can somebody tell me why i be seein this chick everywhere i go now. i goto the store and there she is. i goto the club and there she is. i mean i go home to have a snack and take a nap and there she is...
WHITEY THE RABBIT
so everyone's always askin me "rabbit, why you always runnin", "rabbit, where you got to be in such a hurry", or "rabbit, i think i'm havin your baby or bunny or whatever." well the answer is ... because i don't like people yeah that's right I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE. the only peoples i like is the man in the mirror and no he ain't no michael jackson (if that's what your wonderin.) so what if i lie to people and tell them that i'm late for a very important date. GET OFF MY CASE. so the other day this "chick" came through my hole (no nasty thoughts please) and she says "where am i." do i LOOK like a fricken tour guide. NO. so i tells her "well how should i know" and then i remembers that i live here. oh, yea your in wonderland honey, duh. then i run away because of course I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE. well can somebody tell me why i be seein this chick everywhere i go now. i goto the store and there she is. i goto the club and there she is. i mean i go home to have a snack and take a nap and there she is...