WANTED
POSITION:father/father-figure
DUTIES:take care of and love me (love optional. just liking or accepting that i am alive and your daughter is ok); financial background required; a little respect and trust goes a long way; PLUS, i need to be fed once and a while
HOURS:24/7
PAY:cookies, brownies, cakes, pies, etc...any kind you want. Oh, and i cook...
NO:smoking, yelling, arguing, two-faced for friends, condescending(sp) talk; stocks on TV, taking care of just my sister, telling me i'm a failure (like i need all the reminders every day), any other negative things...oh yeah, that i'm fat...that's a classic
Please post qualifications or call 1-800-IMUR-DADDY
NOTE:preferably a father that doesn't want to get in my pants, either. i'm sick of the pedifiles...hmmm
DUTIES:take care of and love me (love optional. just liking or accepting that i am alive and your daughter is ok); financial background required; a little respect and trust goes a long way; PLUS, i need to be fed once and a while
HOURS:24/7
PAY:cookies, brownies, cakes, pies, etc...any kind you want. Oh, and i cook...
NO:smoking, yelling, arguing, two-faced for friends, condescending(sp) talk; stocks on TV, taking care of just my sister, telling me i'm a failure (like i need all the reminders every day), any other negative things...oh yeah, that i'm fat...that's a classic
Please post qualifications or call 1-800-IMUR-DADDY
NOTE:preferably a father that doesn't want to get in my pants, either. i'm sick of the pedifiles...hmmm