A few of my favorite things
Dude. I love it when my oatmeal solidifies before I can eat it.
And I love it when the girl I'm supposed to do a morning shift with doesn't show up.
OH! And you know what else is good? Amazing barbeque's that go well at first, then collapse in a spasm from high school level drama.
Or people in bad relationships.
Yea...those are good.
I really did mean the first one. Oatmeal is so much easier/more amusing to eat when its congealed.
Its less complicated that way.
And I love it when the girl I'm supposed to do a morning shift with doesn't show up.
OH! And you know what else is good? Amazing barbeque's that go well at first, then collapse in a spasm from high school level drama.
Or people in bad relationships.
Yea...those are good.
I really did mean the first one. Oatmeal is so much easier/more amusing to eat when its congealed.
Its less complicated that way.