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So, I'm out in my driveway, in a too-small tank top, a too-large men's flanel shirt, sweatpants hiked up to my thighs, cleaning up cat vomit when I realize, "Holy shit, the only way for this to get any more redneck would have to involve either farm animals or the phrase 'when the tornado hit, it was pure pandelirium'". True story.