Adventures in Finnish Supermarkets, Yksi

[chn_breathmint]

One of the things Americans will find rather odd in Finland is, you can find assembled, chilled cheeseburgers in plastic packaging in the "sausages and other heat-and-eat" foods section of the supermarkets here

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[_dante_sparda_]

Peeking beneath their translucent plastic shroud, they mewl piteously at me like unfinished homunculi, spawn of the formless seed of unholy cosmic bovines strewn over blameless fields of stubble in the nameless hours between very late and very early, where they crawl from the violated earth like grubs and are herded, dumbly, to their eventual destination in cryogenic suspension, by sackcloth-clad penitents of an unspeakable cult.

This is the best description ever.

Some of the convenience chain stores have these in their coolers, too. They are ecch.

[nelc]

The bun must have an, um, interesting texture.

[eustacia_vye28]

Random comment: the description of the hamburger of doom reminds me SO MUCH of the Atrocity Archives.

I'd bypass that, too. There's Finnish foods to eat! :)