Mr. Eames' List (an Inception fanfiction)

[chn_breathmint]

Title: Mr. Eames’ List
Author: Mel Wong, @chn_breathmint on Livejournal and CyanideBreathmint at AO3.
Characters/Pairings: Arthur, Eames, Saito, Yusuf, Ariadne, Cobb, Eames/Arthur
Rating: PG for very mild language, vague sexual implications.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Inception or its characters.
Word Count: 564
Summary: The 50 Things Eames is no longer allowed

Comments

[chn_breathmint]

Number 29 is a personal favorite of mine - the one I love best out of this list - because I love the in-setting assumption that the movie's score IS in fact what they're hearing as the kick comes in.

Also because I have this enormous ear-crush on Hans Zimmer. (OH. My. God. JOHNNY MARR.)

I am very glad you liked it. This is the first real piece of fanfic I've posted in ... God, I think seven years. I've written stuff in between, but never did post it.

- Mel

[neomeruru]

You got a literal LOL out of me at this one:

25. I may not forge Mallorie Cobb; it interferes with morale and terrifies the rest of the team.

BECAUSE THAT IS SO EAMES

[chn_breathmint]

Yes, yes it is. Or, at least the one in my head is. Charming bastard.

- Mel

[vitraux]

25. I may not forge Mallorie Cobb; it interferes with morale and terrifies the rest of the team.
26. Or Pyramid Head.
27. Or the Aliens from Alien.

Freaky. But I want a fanfic with him actually doing this. :D

[chn_breathmint]

I'll take a few hits on my crack pipe and see if I want to tackle this for a Halloween fic, but if you'd like you have my full permission to put it up as a prompt on the kinkmeme.

- Mel

[vitraux]

Thank you! more crack is a good thing, yes.

[labseraph]

OMG

*fell off the chair giggling dementedly*

[chn_breathmint]

Thank you. I had to fight to not giggle maniacally while writing this, and since I write at oh-my-god-thirty to jesus-christ-it's-too-early, I was seriously terrified of waking the spouse.

- Mel

[batmanboxers]

Eames, Eames, I would love you to be my Doctor. Arthur could be the Master and it would be epic.

[ilovetakahana]

This so much thank you.

[batmanboxers]

Eames wears ridic clothing enough to be the Doctor!

[chn_breathmint]

Unfortunately I'm not good enough at Who canon to actually write that fic.

- Mel