You spell magic with a "k." You're an idiot.

Mar 30, 2004 06:12

Tammy: oh wait..i have a ghost for us to go hunt
Tammy: this is fabulous
Tammy: supposedly there is some dirt road somewhere offa highway 11..and if you pull up and honk your horn..some ghost of an old man will come out and pee in a circle around you and then put on a show for you with a hammer hanging from his dick
Tammy: no..i havent been smoking!!

Songs titles that make me laugh by Anal Cunt-------
"Face it, You're a Metal band."
"You looked Divorced."
"I hope you get deported."
"I just saw the gayest guy on earth."
"Johnny Violent Getting his Ass kicked by Morrissey."
"Everyone in the underground music scene is stupid"
"Dumb, Fat, and Gross."
"Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury"
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos"
"Rancid Sucks (And the Clash Sucked Too)"
"I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank"
"Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck"
"You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag"
"I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die"
"I Fucked Your Wife"
"Only Reason Men Talk to You Is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt"
"I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died"
"Being Ignorant Is Awesome"
"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach"
"Chris Barnes Is a Pussy"
"I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant"
"I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women"
"Jack Kevorkian Is Cool"
"You've Got No Friends"
"You Keep a Diary"
"Recycling Is Gay"
"You're a Cop"
"You Are an Interior Decorator"
"Pottery's Gay"
"You Have Goals"
"Because You're Old"
"You Sell Cologne"
"You're Old (Fuck You)"
"You Go to Art School"
"You're in a Coma"
"Windchimes Are Gay"
"No, We Don't Want to Do a Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band
"Internet Is Gay"
"Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You"
"You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)"
"Kyle from Incantation Has a Mustache"
"Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band"
"Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core"
"When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins"
"MTV is my source for new music"
"Song titles are fucking stupid"
"You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This"

"Lj cuts are gay"
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