Ep: 1.10
Steve: [re: Danny's Ex walking out of the room so they can do surveillance, chuckling] She's cool, man. She's cool. I don't know how you got her.
Danny: How did I get her? Hey. *I* am a good catch.
Steve: *amused smile* No, really, how'd you get her?
Danny: Seriously? Uh, she hit me.
Steve: She hit you?
Danny: Yeah.
Steve: She hit you with what? With her fists like in the face? Or--
Danny: Nonono
Steve: -- how'd she hit you?
Danny: No, no, no, she uh, she was new to the states and, uhh, she wasn't used to driving on the right side of the road. And, uhmm, saw a cop car and she got flustered so she rear-ended me. So, I get out of the car and I offered to give her driving lessons instead of giving her a ticket.
Steve: Pretty smooth, bud.
Danny: Yeah, well, I was just...just being nice. And she did have a very nice tushie. *nostalgic smile* Apparently, the London School of Economics does not have Drivers Ed. So driving lessons turned into dates, and then dates turned into a two bedroom in Weehawken. She woke up married to a cop.
Steve: That's not so bad.
Danny: No, uh, that's what I thought, but...
Steve: [gives sincere 'sorry, dude,' look]
They're just so cute. I should also transcribe the one where Danny's talking through the intercom trying to get his daughter back.
Danny: How did I get her? Hey. *I* am a good catch.
Steve: *amused smile* No, really, how'd you get her?
Danny: Seriously? Uh, she hit me.
Steve: She hit you?
Danny: Yeah.
Steve: She hit you with what? With her fists like in the face? Or--
Danny: Nonono
Steve: -- how'd she hit you?
Danny: No, no, no, she uh, she was new to the states and, uhh, she wasn't used to driving on the right side of the road. And, uhmm, saw a cop car and she got flustered so she rear-ended me. So, I get out of the car and I offered to give her driving lessons instead of giving her a ticket.
Steve: Pretty smooth, bud.
Danny: Yeah, well, I was just...just being nice. And she did have a very nice tushie. *nostalgic smile* Apparently, the London School of Economics does not have Drivers Ed. So driving lessons turned into dates, and then dates turned into a two bedroom in Weehawken. She woke up married to a cop.
Steve: That's not so bad.
Danny: No, uh, that's what I thought, but...
Steve: [gives sincere 'sorry, dude,' look]
They're just so cute. I should also transcribe the one where Danny's talking through the intercom trying to get his daughter back.