Meme
shinodabear was kind enough to give me a few questions to fiddle with, so I played. :)
1. Peter Burke (White Collar)
2. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
3. John Watson, M.D. (Sherlock BBC)
4. U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens (Justified)
5. Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz (Royal Pains)
6. Captain Jack Aubrey (Master and Commander)
7. Cordelia Chase (Angel and Buffy)
8. Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter)
9. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
10. Spike (Buffy and Angel)
11. James Wilson, M.D. (House, M.D.)
12. Abby Scuito (N.C.I.S.)
13. Timothy Callahan (The Donald Strachey Mysteries)
14. Timothy McGee (N.C.I.S.)
15. Neal Caffrey (White Collar)
1.) 12 is baking cookies! What kind are they, and who are they for?
Abby Scuito just might. They'd probably be skull shaped and somehow made perfectly black with burning them, but they'd be exactly the shade of black she wanted. She'd give one to Gibbs, Duckie, Tony, Tim and Ziva. And probably Director Vance. And the guys in the mail room. And... whomever she could get to take one. :)
2.) 6 is scared of 7. Yeah, yeah, 7 ate 9. But what REALLY happened?
Capt. Jack is definitely not afraid of Cordelia and well, she might've 'eaten' Jayne in a fit of hopelessness at landing someone more well-monied, but hey, he's pretty enough. I'm sure what really happened was that Jack thought he'd save Cordelia and her honour from the swarthy pig Jayne and Cordelia ended up holding them both at sword-point. Of course.
3.) Is 1 really number one, or is anyone else on the list planning a coup for the top (most likely randomly generated, but hey it's still first) spot?
Oh, I there are plenty who'd steal the number one spot - Neal would probably try to con Peter out of it, naturally. Wilson would likely team up and become friends, colleagues and he best FBI sounding-board he could while not at all hoping to become number 1. Watson and Lupin would smile mildly and go back to their far more hectic and crazy partners in crime, amused at the quaintness of trying to gain the number 1 spot. Raylan would be too busy with his hat and gun and two women to notice there was even a list. Boris would have *made* the list. Jack's brow would furrow and he'd try to get Maturin to 'explain this bloody internet business, by your leave.' There would be a frightening cat-fight if Bellatrix and Cordelia were to try for number 1 - Cordy would only lose because Bellatrix is BATSHITCRAZY. Jayne would say Vera's number 1. Spike would scoff at said list, but then be privately hurt that he was so far down on it. Abby would analyze the list and then simply hack the list in order to get herself to number if only to show up McGee who would be doing the same thing. And Timmy Callahan would politely maneuver his way to the top without so much as a dirty deed or glance with no one really noticing until he was actually number 1. And then he would be very smug, cast aside his title and go dancing with Don.
1. Peter Burke (White Collar)
2. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
3. John Watson, M.D. (Sherlock BBC)
4. U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens (Justified)
5. Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz (Royal Pains)
6. Captain Jack Aubrey (Master and Commander)
7. Cordelia Chase (Angel and Buffy)
8. Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter)
9. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
10. Spike (Buffy and Angel)
11. James Wilson, M.D. (House, M.D.)
12. Abby Scuito (N.C.I.S.)
13. Timothy Callahan (The Donald Strachey Mysteries)
14. Timothy McGee (N.C.I.S.)
15. Neal Caffrey (White Collar)
1.) 12 is baking cookies! What kind are they, and who are they for?
Abby Scuito just might. They'd probably be skull shaped and somehow made perfectly black with burning them, but they'd be exactly the shade of black she wanted. She'd give one to Gibbs, Duckie, Tony, Tim and Ziva. And probably Director Vance. And the guys in the mail room. And... whomever she could get to take one. :)
2.) 6 is scared of 7. Yeah, yeah, 7 ate 9. But what REALLY happened?
Capt. Jack is definitely not afraid of Cordelia and well, she might've 'eaten' Jayne in a fit of hopelessness at landing someone more well-monied, but hey, he's pretty enough. I'm sure what really happened was that Jack thought he'd save Cordelia and her honour from the swarthy pig Jayne and Cordelia ended up holding them both at sword-point. Of course.
3.) Is 1 really number one, or is anyone else on the list planning a coup for the top (most likely randomly generated, but hey it's still first) spot?
Oh, I there are plenty who'd steal the number one spot - Neal would probably try to con Peter out of it, naturally. Wilson would likely team up and become friends, colleagues and he best FBI sounding-board he could while not at all hoping to become number 1. Watson and Lupin would smile mildly and go back to their far more hectic and crazy partners in crime, amused at the quaintness of trying to gain the number 1 spot. Raylan would be too busy with his hat and gun and two women to notice there was even a list. Boris would have *made* the list. Jack's brow would furrow and he'd try to get Maturin to 'explain this bloody internet business, by your leave.' There would be a frightening cat-fight if Bellatrix and Cordelia were to try for number 1 - Cordy would only lose because Bellatrix is BATSHITCRAZY. Jayne would say Vera's number 1. Spike would scoff at said list, but then be privately hurt that he was so far down on it. Abby would analyze the list and then simply hack the list in order to get herself to number if only to show up McGee who would be doing the same thing. And Timmy Callahan would politely maneuver his way to the top without so much as a dirty deed or glance with no one really noticing until he was actually number 1. And then he would be very smug, cast aside his title and go dancing with Don.