Beware: bitching ahead

[chlare]

I'm sorry, caramel is *not* a lubricant. So not. Not ever. Please no. (Just with some frottage, not the full backdoor deal, but still!) St-ick-y. Say it with me! Car-a-mel iz st-ick-y.

Also? One should not be allowed to find bug infestations when it's bedtime.

And that Wilson mood icon really does not look bitchy *enough*.

/rant