Jerkometer.

Sep 11, 2005 14:28

Ever wondered if you were a jerk? Or how much of a jerk even? Then use this to measure your jerk level.

Instruction: Each statements are assigned a point. If that statement applies to you then check it off.

You think the instruction above sucks: 2 points ( )
You hate filling out stuff like this: 5 points ( )
You hate me: 3 points ( )
You hate yourself: 2 points ( )

You never clean your room: 4 points ( )
You never do your laundry and make somebody else do it: 2 points ( )
You never listen to what your loved one tells you: 9 points ( )

You like watching punk'd: 15 points ( )
You like MTV: 10 points ( )

You don't donate to the homeless when you are passing by: 6 points ( )
You lied to everyone to get a job/award/reward/whatever: 4 points ( )

You made someone cry: 5 points ( )
You made someone younger than 10 years old cry: 5 points ( )
You hit old people: 9 points ( )
You lied to old senile people: 7 points ( )

You caused a couple to break up (just because): 3 points ( )
You were part of Watergate scandle: 2 points ( )
You are a politician 3 points ( )
You like to see other people suffer because it boosts your self esteem: 3 points ( )

You lied to yourself and skipped all this and just gave yourself a high score 1 points ( )

0-1: You are either an angel or a liar. Nobody is that nice.
2-10: You try to be a nice guy and believe in morals and all that junks.
11-20: You are confused about your place in life.
21-30: You are an amateur jerk. It's better to give up and try being nice instead.
31-40: You are an aspiring jerk, maybe someday you can be a politician.
41-50: You are a typical jerk. You are majority of Earth's population.
51-60: You are evil: You enjoy other people's suffering.
61-70: You are dangerously evil: People should stay away from you to be happy.
71-80: Wow... If you reached this point than you are like a jerk in starcraft with God Mode on. You are invincible to cuddliness and good things.
81-90: Nobody can even stand you. Your evil aura will knock out anyone.
91-98: Undescribable
99: Just writing about level 99 makes me faint. *faints*
100: You are a liar. It's impossible to get a hundred.

I got 62.

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