Porn Internet, Adam speaking.

[chizzer]

Me: *** Internet, Adam speaking.

Customer: *giggling* Uhm, yeah, um *giggle* my internet is broken.

Me: Okay, and what's your name?

Her: Um... *giggle* stop it!

Me: Sorry, what?

Her: *giggle* Sorry, not you. I'm getting error 311. Stop it!

Me: Okay ma'am, that's not a common internet error. Can you try and connect again and tell me what it says?

Her: *giggle* okay.
.....*giggle*
Error 680.

Me: Okay ma'am, well the issue appears to be...

Her: (cut me off) *giggle*

*Loud hardcore porn audio plays across the line for 10 seconds, then I get hung up on*.

Me: ......