all of you, pay attention. we are going to have a gift-giving war, and this is the only item.
better than alcohol! yes, it's the ion turntable. comes with a USB jack and software that, by the grace of god, CONVERTS THE VINYL TRACKS DIRECTLY TO MP3s.
fuck me dude. why didn't i have this seven years ago when i first started selling records?
you can use it as an ordinary record player too, with the aux jacks.
it's only $139.99.