Warning: SEX RANT AHEAD.
(As inspired by many sextips and vaginapagina posts:)
You know what? VAGINAS DON'T HAVE THAT MANY NERVE ENDINGS. A vagina just is not the equivalent of a dick head. The CLIT is. The CLIT has a SHIT TON of nerve endings, and seriously, CHECK OUT that surface area! Holy concentration, Sue Johanson!
Your vagina IS NOT THAT SENSITIVE. Can you imagine how fucking DISTURBING that would be? A baby passing over wall after wall of clit tissue? Or shoving a tampon up there to catch blood that you feel trickling down the walls of your vagina? That is NOT HOW IT WORKS, FOLKS. Or semen ejaculation in there--can you imagine the high pressure spattering that would occur if you could feel it as well as you do things on your clit?
Penises? Are awesome. I am, in fact, pro-cock. I am also pro-vag. But you know what?
There is nothing super ultra sparkly special about penises that makes them the BEST DAMN SEXY TIME in the world. They are not full of rainbows, or cocaine, or sparkle powder that bestows orgasms on contact. They are cylindrical, they come in many shapes and sizes, and they are made to squirt things. So penetration? NOT THE BE-ALL, END-ALL OF SEX. Putting a squishy shaft into an area without that many nerve endings and pumping which usually gets some good sensations around the bottom of the vagina?--not the best thing in the world?
Now, let me say, I love sex. I *LOVE* sex, and personally, I am someone who really *needs* penetration to get off. Clit stim is awesome, but it will just annoy the fuck out of me unless there is something in my vagina. That's just how I'm wired. But seriously, I'm the minority here, folks--only 30% of women can come from penetration alone.
Penises are not full of magical orgasm dust! It's not that "some things might almost be as good as intercourse," because really, since you're not fucking our clits where all the nerves really are--although there are some in the vag, too, but nowhere near as many--a LOT of things are "as good as" intercourse, and really, many are BETTER.
I swear to God, next time a man expresses surprise when a woman states that they don't like penis-in-vagina that much, I am going to fucking explode and ask them "Well, how about I take my clit and rub it all over the top of your shaft? Is that the best fucking thing ever? NO, because all your nerves are on the HEAD. Can you imagine putting a tampon in the head of your penis? Or giving birth out of it?"
Okay. I'm done, I swear.
(Really, I am very pro-penis, and pro-sex, and pro-sex-with-penises-in-vaginas. It just makes me so sad and angry and upset when women feel broken or lesser because they can't get off from the *~*magical sparkly penis-time*~*.
You know what? VAGINAS DON'T HAVE THAT MANY NERVE ENDINGS. A vagina just is not the equivalent of a dick head. The CLIT is. The CLIT has a SHIT TON of nerve endings, and seriously, CHECK OUT that surface area! Holy concentration, Sue Johanson!
Your vagina IS NOT THAT SENSITIVE. Can you imagine how fucking DISTURBING that would be? A baby passing over wall after wall of clit tissue? Or shoving a tampon up there to catch blood that you feel trickling down the walls of your vagina? That is NOT HOW IT WORKS, FOLKS. Or semen ejaculation in there--can you imagine the high pressure spattering that would occur if you could feel it as well as you do things on your clit?
Penises? Are awesome. I am, in fact, pro-cock. I am also pro-vag. But you know what?
There is nothing super ultra sparkly special about penises that makes them the BEST DAMN SEXY TIME in the world. They are not full of rainbows, or cocaine, or sparkle powder that bestows orgasms on contact. They are cylindrical, they come in many shapes and sizes, and they are made to squirt things. So penetration? NOT THE BE-ALL, END-ALL OF SEX. Putting a squishy shaft into an area without that many nerve endings and pumping which usually gets some good sensations around the bottom of the vagina?--not the best thing in the world?
Now, let me say, I love sex. I *LOVE* sex, and personally, I am someone who really *needs* penetration to get off. Clit stim is awesome, but it will just annoy the fuck out of me unless there is something in my vagina. That's just how I'm wired. But seriously, I'm the minority here, folks--only 30% of women can come from penetration alone.
Penises are not full of magical orgasm dust! It's not that "some things might almost be as good as intercourse," because really, since you're not fucking our clits where all the nerves really are--although there are some in the vag, too, but nowhere near as many--a LOT of things are "as good as" intercourse, and really, many are BETTER.
I swear to God, next time a man expresses surprise when a woman states that they don't like penis-in-vagina that much, I am going to fucking explode and ask them "Well, how about I take my clit and rub it all over the top of your shaft? Is that the best fucking thing ever? NO, because all your nerves are on the HEAD. Can you imagine putting a tampon in the head of your penis? Or giving birth out of it?"
Okay. I'm done, I swear.
(Really, I am very pro-penis, and pro-sex, and pro-sex-with-penises-in-vaginas. It just makes me so sad and angry and upset when women feel broken or lesser because they can't get off from the *~*magical sparkly penis-time*~*.