Sep 28, 2009 15:00
Jack ate my glasses.
Let me repeat that.
Jack. ATE. My glasses.
So now I'm sitting here in my replacement pair, which don't fit well and are over 2 years out of date, and I've got a headache from the eye strain, and I'm probably going to pay out of pocket to get a new pair of glasses. Plus, my day off is ruined by the fact that I can hardly stand the light of any electronic screen, I can't read with these damn things, and I can't take them off to read because I'm so damn nearsighted.
And you wanna know the best part? Jack snuck into my room at 5 in the morning to steal said glasses...but he only woke me up AFTER he'd taken them downstairs to destroy them. So I'm tired, too.
AAAAAAAGHHH.