Totally ripped off of

Apr 10, 2007 12:51

mooncalledjohn

Age: 44

Hair Colour: dark blonde/light brown

Tattoos: yes - one

Piercings: yes - 7

Shaved: yes - but I am now sporting a landing strip.. or flavor saver.

Masturbate: naw not often at all. Not when you can have the real thing.

SEXUAL PREFERENCES:

Men or Women: bi-courious?? Men make me very very happy

Vibe or Dildo: dildo

Favourite Sexual Position: Doggy with me on all 4 on the bed.. and him on the floor pumping me.

Favourite Masturbation Technique: I dont do that very often.. maybe I need to get a technique.. and that would help.

Vaginal or Anal: Vaginal. but.. I dont mind either way. I go with the flow. Double penetrations is pretty hot also.

Spit or Swallow: swallow

Sexual Ambition: Just to take car of my man and keep him pleased.

Porn: I like porn...

Favourite Part of A Female: belly button -and- boobies

Favourite Part of A Male: the underneath side of his cock.. where the head meets the shaft.. that really soft part right there!

Famous Female You Would Most Like To Have Sex With: Female... I cant say there is one I would want to be with..

Famous Male You Would Most Like To Have Sex With: If you knew me you would know stright up my answer would be.. John Mellencamp - and then Joe Rogan. *dreamy sigh*

SEXUAL EXPERIENCES:

Had Oral Sex: uh...yup

Had Anal Sex: yup and double penetration also

Used More Than 3 Positions In One Session: most definately

Devoted A Whole Day To Sex: *nobs* yes

Had Noise Complaints From Neighbours During A Sex Session: Not neighbors but people in the next room.

Had Sex Whilst Totally Dressed: define totally... yes.

Had Sex Whilst Standing Up: yeah

Received Open Praise For Sexual Technique: mmm.. I dont think so.

Had A Menage-a-Trois: yeah.. I suppose you can call it that. :)

Had Group Sex (More Than 3): Yes!

Participated In A Swap/Swinging Club: nope

Had Sex In A Public Place: yup..many times

Had Cyber Sex: wow.. many many moons ago..

Had An Orgasm During Cyber Sex: naw

Had Sex With An LJ User: yeah

If Yes Would You Do It Again: Definitely.

Are You A Member Of The Mile High Club: yes

Had Sex In The Host’s Bedroom While An Overnight Guest: yes. just a couple of times though.

Had Sex At Your Office Or Other Work Area: yes - many many times

Had Sex During A 'Monthly Visit': Not a problem with me at all.

Had Sex In The Water: yes sir.

Obtained Money Or A Favour For Sex: naw

Given Sex In Sympathy: sure

Had Sex In A Cemetery: Yes, many times!

Most Embarrassing Sexual Moment: When we were having sex in the cemetary and some people came (who knew my b/f) to visit the grave right by that place we were screwing it.. :O We still see them fairly often and I am still embarrassed.

Best Sexual Moment: Wow! I suppose it was when I squirted when I came. I had never had that happen like that before. There was cum every where!!

Do You Believe In Female Ejaculation: oh yeah!!!!!

Written An Erotic Story: nope.

Looked At A Nude/Explicit Magazine: yes

Seen A Live Stripper: yes

Stripped For Someone: yes

Watched A Porn Film With A Sexual Partner: yup

Been Photographed In The Nude: yeah

Been Videotaped Having Sex: Yes!

SEXUAL FETISHES:

Erotically Licked Feet Or Sucked Toes: I have.

Used Whipped Cream/Chocolate Erotically: yep

Used Hot Melted Wax Erotically: OH I want to real bad!

Used Ice Erotically: Hell yeah!

Role-played A Sexual Situation: YES! yes! YES!

Used A Blindfold During Sex: no

Used Handcuffs During Sex: naw. not a turn on

Used Whip, Chains, Cat O’ Nine Tails etc During Sex: gah! no

Received An Electric Shock During Sex: uh.. no way

Inflicted/Received Pain During Sex: This week end I think I totally cut up both guys
with my nails.

Worn A Corset: nope

Worshipped Boots: no

Been Gagged: nope

Been Cut: Not yet
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