Why Michelangelo is the best ninja turtle.
Lets say your hosting a party yeah?
Leonardo would be a total hoser, since hes the boring whitebread motherfucker of them all.
Donatello would arrive and immediately go to his social networking sites and be involved in any way with the party.
Raphael would have a few beers and then start a fight with everyone, and I'm not that interested in getting a sais in the face.
Now Michelangelo would arrive bringing extra beer and weed and shit to the party and then everyone would have a great time and that is why he is the best fucking turtle.
Oh and April will beaverclamp my face dammit.
Leonardo would be a total hoser, since hes the boring whitebread motherfucker of them all.
Donatello would arrive and immediately go to his social networking sites and be involved in any way with the party.
Raphael would have a few beers and then start a fight with everyone, and I'm not that interested in getting a sais in the face.
Now Michelangelo would arrive bringing extra beer and weed and shit to the party and then everyone would have a great time and that is why he is the best fucking turtle.
Oh and April will beaverclamp my face dammit.