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Yesterday was pretty busy. It was a day that had many o events happening.
Me and my old man where out and about, we heard about the fur coat factory that was closing and we got a killer idea of going there and buying my ma a coat, we where thinking of like a coyote coat and shit, but we got there, seriously people already bought everything!
A little bitter we moved onto step two of our plan for Ben's Big Day Out.
A few blocks down there was suppose to be a real high class cigar bar, we walked down there and she was shut down, double slap in the face.
So we high tailed it out of Porkland, my dad blow more than a few stop signs, while furiously yakking FUCKING LIBERALS, there nothing left to do for real men, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I felt his anger too, it blew ass, along the way we stopped at Hooters for a beer.
Hot chicks there but it sucks that they are there to siphon my money from my butt hole, trying to sell us some fucking soup cause there having a contest and she really wanted to win, well bitch i really want a blow job. I noticed too that all the women customers where fat! Nasty fat! There where no good looking chicks that where the customers, the fuck is this shit? Fatasses should be kept out of the public in the first place.
But that was my first time ever in HOOters so it was a learning experience, maybe one day soon I should actually go to a real titybar.
But the day is not over yet Phase 3 of BBDO(Ben's Big Day Out) we went to a vineyard that my pop is a member of, so at least Im there just for the buzz of wine. And there where already there some middle aged cougars. Its nice to been seen as a nice young cock and not a dollar bill.
Wine is nice I say I yam just beginning to get a taste for wine and thinking, hey some wine when go good with this shit.
Im happy BBDO had a turning point towards the end.
But until I write in this again.
Fuck off.
Me and my old man where out and about, we heard about the fur coat factory that was closing and we got a killer idea of going there and buying my ma a coat, we where thinking of like a coyote coat and shit, but we got there, seriously people already bought everything!
A little bitter we moved onto step two of our plan for Ben's Big Day Out.
A few blocks down there was suppose to be a real high class cigar bar, we walked down there and she was shut down, double slap in the face.
So we high tailed it out of Porkland, my dad blow more than a few stop signs, while furiously yakking FUCKING LIBERALS, there nothing left to do for real men, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I felt his anger too, it blew ass, along the way we stopped at Hooters for a beer.
Hot chicks there but it sucks that they are there to siphon my money from my butt hole, trying to sell us some fucking soup cause there having a contest and she really wanted to win, well bitch i really want a blow job. I noticed too that all the women customers where fat! Nasty fat! There where no good looking chicks that where the customers, the fuck is this shit? Fatasses should be kept out of the public in the first place.
But that was my first time ever in HOOters so it was a learning experience, maybe one day soon I should actually go to a real titybar.
But the day is not over yet Phase 3 of BBDO(Ben's Big Day Out) we went to a vineyard that my pop is a member of, so at least Im there just for the buzz of wine. And there where already there some middle aged cougars. Its nice to been seen as a nice young cock and not a dollar bill.
Wine is nice I say I yam just beginning to get a taste for wine and thinking, hey some wine when go good with this shit.
Im happy BBDO had a turning point towards the end.
But until I write in this again.
Fuck off.