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I feel i should post this poem from my other journal i neve really ever updated:
I know a girl
thin as a twig
with breasts of a certain kind
And when she turns
they are so large,
they're always a second behind
I'm sure she diets,
and purges, and starves,
her body weighs ninety one
However with all
the low carb drinks
her chest still wieghs half a ton
Her gigantic front
clears paths through the halls
with no mention of 'scuse me' or 'please'
for boys can't resist her
and she can't resist them
she spends most her day on her knees
And so little girl,
whos quite large in places
I absolutely hate you
But in a few years,
your playboy shot,
I'll surely masturbate to.
~Byron Hulcher
Thats either the sexiest or sexistest thing i've ever read = )
Speaking of poems, I'm almost done 1.5 pages of the Oddessy. God, 500 lines by June. It'll probably turn into around 450 or so, knowing me.
Check out http://www.4husa.org the website im a head honcho on. Please just visit. Join, or something. Just click the fucking link. Please.
Scissor sisters wednesday! I have my outfit, and I'm buying roses for the band.
I just found out Me First & the Gimme Gimme's are playing friday, and my friend and I got tickets. Black Cat here we come. Wooo!
Thats all for now. I have to go fiur out how many rounds it will take to earn 11 thousand gold. I wonder if Quint needs some "assistance" if you know what I mean. Paul does.
I know a girl
thin as a twig
with breasts of a certain kind
And when she turns
they are so large,
they're always a second behind
I'm sure she diets,
and purges, and starves,
her body weighs ninety one
However with all
the low carb drinks
her chest still wieghs half a ton
Her gigantic front
clears paths through the halls
with no mention of 'scuse me' or 'please'
for boys can't resist her
and she can't resist them
she spends most her day on her knees
And so little girl,
whos quite large in places
I absolutely hate you
But in a few years,
your playboy shot,
I'll surely masturbate to.
~Byron Hulcher
Thats either the sexiest or sexistest thing i've ever read = )
Speaking of poems, I'm almost done 1.5 pages of the Oddessy. God, 500 lines by June. It'll probably turn into around 450 or so, knowing me.
Check out http://www.4husa.org the website im a head honcho on. Please just visit. Join, or something. Just click the fucking link. Please.
Scissor sisters wednesday! I have my outfit, and I'm buying roses for the band.
I just found out Me First & the Gimme Gimme's are playing friday, and my friend and I got tickets. Black Cat here we come. Wooo!
Thats all for now. I have to go fiur out how many rounds it will take to earn 11 thousand gold. I wonder if Quint needs some "assistance" if you know what I mean. Paul does.