Nov 15, 2005 15:57
GO DOWNLOAD "TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET" PARTS SIX THROUGH TWELVE.
If you haven't been following along with the series already a) what's wrong with you?, and b) don't worry, R. Kelly will recap at the beginning of Pt. VI
Some classic lines include:
- "she looks at him, he looks at me, I look at her, we look at him"
- COUGH COUGH, COUGH COUGH COUGH...Tron starts coughin'
- (drama and music rising) ITS ROSE THE NOSEY NEIGHBOUR...with a spatula in her hand!
- She said "Hon I got you some pears" he says "I'm just gonna heat this chicken" (HOW DOES THIS BELONG IN A SONG?!)
- And then, he looks at the cabinet! he walks to the cabinet! he's close to the cabinet! now he's opened up the cabinet! now pause the movie y'all, cause what I'm gonna tell y'all is so damn twisted...not only is there a man in the cabinet..THE MAN IS A MIDGET!
- THE MIDGET RUNS UNDER THE TABLE
- 'GOD I THINK I JUST SHITTED ON MYSELF"
- Okay it's not a single line, but listen to R. Kelly's impersonation of the cop's wife, and her weird accent
- ALSO LISTEN to his impersonation of a bitch fight.
I can't keep track of all the new characters and names in this recent installment.