I thought i had seen it all
Alright now the following tale i am about to tell is what Charlie would label a "typical Dawn story" this meaning very likely given the black cloud that is always looming over head.
So i bought a new pair of diamond earrings to put in my second ear hole and i was wearing them the other day while i was playing with my puppy. She has somewhat of an ear fetish and always seems to bite/lick my ear. Well i noticed when i was done playing with her and looked in the mirror, that one of my earrings was missing. I looked everywhere for it: in the carpet, on the hardwood floor..everwhere! it was no where to be found. So my mom was like,"maybe the dog ate it." I was like,"well maybe but i doubt it." so i kind of gave up looking for it. The next day my mom calls me at work laughing hysterically and says that she just took my dog outside and she CRAPPED OUT MY EARRING!!!! I was like honestly who else does this happen to? Needless to say i threw them away and am going to have to buy a new pair!
In other news my grandma is a huge pervert. My Uncle's wife's sister (if you follow that) got knocked up by her boyfriend (hehe) and my Uncle's wife was furious about this because she's not married and all this stuff but they're living together and this happened. So my grandma says to my uncle's wife ," Well you and steve(my uncle) were living together before you got married, and I'm sure you weren't living like brother and sister..it just as well could have been you!" i was like grandma!!! And then we got on to the whole topic of waiting until marriage to have sex and my grandma said, "i dont understand that makes no sense. what if you marry him and then find out he has a 'small thingy' "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha! seriously only in my family would you hear this kind of stuff.
lets se what else? well i went with charlie riding on his bike yesterday, which was lots of fun! I totally biker bitched it up. Then we had dinner at his house watched the robin williams stand up comedy thing..wow hysterical!! and we threw back some beers and went to the driving range and hit some balls around hehe and then went back to his house had more beers and watched caddyshack. I think we may be going to the beach on wednesday but we;ll see if the weather holds up.
alright time to beer bitch it up on the golf course
adios
Dawn
So i bought a new pair of diamond earrings to put in my second ear hole and i was wearing them the other day while i was playing with my puppy. She has somewhat of an ear fetish and always seems to bite/lick my ear. Well i noticed when i was done playing with her and looked in the mirror, that one of my earrings was missing. I looked everywhere for it: in the carpet, on the hardwood floor..everwhere! it was no where to be found. So my mom was like,"maybe the dog ate it." I was like,"well maybe but i doubt it." so i kind of gave up looking for it. The next day my mom calls me at work laughing hysterically and says that she just took my dog outside and she CRAPPED OUT MY EARRING!!!! I was like honestly who else does this happen to? Needless to say i threw them away and am going to have to buy a new pair!
In other news my grandma is a huge pervert. My Uncle's wife's sister (if you follow that) got knocked up by her boyfriend (hehe) and my Uncle's wife was furious about this because she's not married and all this stuff but they're living together and this happened. So my grandma says to my uncle's wife ," Well you and steve(my uncle) were living together before you got married, and I'm sure you weren't living like brother and sister..it just as well could have been you!" i was like grandma!!! And then we got on to the whole topic of waiting until marriage to have sex and my grandma said, "i dont understand that makes no sense. what if you marry him and then find out he has a 'small thingy' "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha! seriously only in my family would you hear this kind of stuff.
lets se what else? well i went with charlie riding on his bike yesterday, which was lots of fun! I totally biker bitched it up. Then we had dinner at his house watched the robin williams stand up comedy thing..wow hysterical!! and we threw back some beers and went to the driving range and hit some balls around hehe and then went back to his house had more beers and watched caddyshack. I think we may be going to the beach on wednesday but we;ll see if the weather holds up.
alright time to beer bitch it up on the golf course
adios
Dawn