Winter Comes To Us All, Mary Agnes

[chitinous]

And so it begins. Three to four months' worth of bone-chilling 50-degree weather and three to four days' worth of rain that mark this season here in Los Angeles. Yesterday, displaced Angeleno creepingivy told me she declined to answer my call because that would mean taking off her gloves in Kansas windchill negative 10000000. Thirteen years in California has

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[chreebomb]

I called the landlord about the doorbell and a thermostat! I am super lezbionic and lit the pilot light on the heater in the back. I didn't light yours because I didn't know how desperate you were yet. I got desperate today as I wrote two papers while wearing two pairs of socks, leggings, flannel PJs, and a beanie on my head under my covers.

I would be happy to help light yours if need be! It is measurably warmer now. *breathes a sigh of relief*

[chreebomb]

Oh, uh, not that lighting a pilot light is lezbionic? But it was sort of tough to figure out. And right before that I'd changed my wiper blades, which was also sort of tough to figure out. And bought snow chains for my tires. So. Uh, yeah.

[chitinous]

I was going to say, I didn't know any of our household appliances were...THAT WAY. I am a little desperate (see above response to parlance) so would you show me how to spark it up?

[chreebomb]

LIGHT IT UP BABEE.

[chitinous]

Sweet! I will be home post-yoga (so 9:45ish) tonight or 6ish tomorrow, if you are around for FIRE LESSONS.

[chreebomb]

FIRE FIRE!!