Vertigo seems to get worse with lack of sleep...way worse. I am drinking Reed's Extra Ginger Brew at my desk to cut the nausea and it looks like I am chugging beer at work.
I tried on some dude colognes yesterday and was immediately accused of smelling like douchebag. I have to say that it was true...I tried to scrub off the horror with three different kinds of soap but no dice, I was drinking microbrews and sexually harrassing the nearest females until the break of dawn, Hootie And The Blowfish playing at full volume. Hence the lack of sleep, hence the vertigo.