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Aug 07, 2008 09:55

Vertigo seems to get worse with lack of sleep...way worse. I am drinking Reed's Extra Ginger Brew at my desk to cut the nausea and it looks like I am chugging beer at work.

I tried on some dude colognes yesterday and was immediately accused of smelling like douchebag. I have to say that it was true...I tried to scrub off the horror with three different kinds of soap but no dice, I was drinking microbrews and sexually harrassing the nearest females until the break of dawn, Hootie And The Blowfish playing at full volume. Hence the lack of sleep, hence the vertigo.



bad smells, public, douchebags

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