Who says you have to be a kid to be young?
Forgive me, Journal, for I have sinned. It has been....a really long fucking time since my last confession. *Crosses self*
So, I'm back in Miami now, going to FIU. I live with four men, and to none of whom am I married. *crosses self*
I have engaged in reckless, college-life activities with various people and all of said activities would bring shame to my father's name had he known about it. *crosses self* And to make it worse, i don't care about what he thinks. *Hail Mary, daughter of God, mother of Jesus and all that is holy.*
I work at Friday's as a waitress. *crosses self 5 times profusely while whispering "God save my soul"* I would be lying if I said that I didn't curse my job or the people there on a daily basis. I know it's wrong, but people are SO stupid sometimes that it annoys me beyond reason and I can't help myself. *bows head in shame*
My car lost a caliper guide pin and I have cursed the man who suggested that if the brake system is off, the whole car shall be rendered useless. *God damn it all...fuck, I can't say that here...shit! *crosses self three times**
I know God has a plan for me, but goddamn, Fucker, can't He be more clear in the instruction manual? Fuck it...and fuck you, Man!
*Gets up to leave the confession booth aka the couch...turns, gives the finger and kneels facing east**
*in a chanting voice* A SALAM A LAKUM...
So, I'm back in Miami now, going to FIU. I live with four men, and to none of whom am I married. *crosses self*
I have engaged in reckless, college-life activities with various people and all of said activities would bring shame to my father's name had he known about it. *crosses self* And to make it worse, i don't care about what he thinks. *Hail Mary, daughter of God, mother of Jesus and all that is holy.*
I work at Friday's as a waitress. *crosses self 5 times profusely while whispering "God save my soul"* I would be lying if I said that I didn't curse my job or the people there on a daily basis. I know it's wrong, but people are SO stupid sometimes that it annoys me beyond reason and I can't help myself. *bows head in shame*
My car lost a caliper guide pin and I have cursed the man who suggested that if the brake system is off, the whole car shall be rendered useless. *God damn it all...fuck, I can't say that here...shit! *crosses self three times**
I know God has a plan for me, but goddamn, Fucker, can't He be more clear in the instruction manual? Fuck it...and fuck you, Man!
*Gets up to leave the confession booth aka the couch...turns, gives the finger and kneels facing east**
*in a chanting voice* A SALAM A LAKUM...