LJ Idol Special Edition: Killing Gary
The phone calls kept coming. "Four!" he'd say, "I heard you made cookies. Where are my cookies?"
Eventually I'd stop answering and then it would be text messages, all from Gary, all demanding cookies.
And so one day I headed into my kitchen. "I'll give him cookies. Paisley, rainbow-colored, HIPPIE COOKIES!"
I made up the most beautiful dough, swirled with tie-dye colors and baked to perfection. I packed them in a special box just for him and dusted them with my own special sugar mix.
To: Gary
With Love: 4
My daughter, Lillian Idol, came into the kitchen and asked to lick the bowl.
"Oh no honey. Those are special cookies for Gary, and the dough will make you sick."
Indeed.
----
This very strange Idol Entry is in honor of agirlnamedluna, who tragically died this week. Her favorite type of Idol Entry to write involved killing clauderainsrm in a number of creative ways. agirlnamedluna will be sorely missed.
Eventually I'd stop answering and then it would be text messages, all from Gary, all demanding cookies.
And so one day I headed into my kitchen. "I'll give him cookies. Paisley, rainbow-colored, HIPPIE COOKIES!"
I made up the most beautiful dough, swirled with tie-dye colors and baked to perfection. I packed them in a special box just for him and dusted them with my own special sugar mix.
To: Gary
With Love: 4
My daughter, Lillian Idol, came into the kitchen and asked to lick the bowl.
"Oh no honey. Those are special cookies for Gary, and the dough will make you sick."
Indeed.
----
This very strange Idol Entry is in honor of agirlnamedluna, who tragically died this week. Her favorite type of Idol Entry to write involved killing clauderainsrm in a number of creative ways. agirlnamedluna will be sorely missed.