Valentines Day
Each year the list grows. I was supposed to be at the pens today, but because of Global Warming, we are right now buried under 6+ feet of snow. So having been given the day to work on this, I give you Erik's 2007 Annual Valentine's Day list-all the people in life I have grown to hate.
There is no specific critieria, and those listed may range from mild annoyance to people I would flay if I could get away with it.
Though the names are ordered by category, it is simply for pratical reasons. There is no hierarchy among them.
Mookie (or Mooq)al-Sadr)
Eason Jordon
Howell Raines
Aaron Hull
Amy Miller
Thearesa Engleman
Tyler Milhaupt
Eric Gurion
Chris Mohr
Dave Brandenburg
Erika Evenson
Carolyn Howe
Amanda Marcotte
Melissa McEwan
Lisa Burroughs
Amanda Stienman
Chris Johnson
Jason Everson
Jason Gleode
Ben Almquist
Tim Shackel
Josh VanEgen
Lee Winiski
Rob Daemrich
Jon Robinson
Crystal Gail Mangum
Gavin Newsom
Ross Erickson
Kevin (from TF)
Jon Evans
Ben Helton
Jeff Shaw
Holly Ecker
Mike Karson
Brooke Bellmer
Jayson Blair
Guy
Seth Fein
Amanda Grish
Ward Churchill
Bridgette Sharkey
Eric Niang
Adam Zwick
Zack Schulster
John Monteith
Cindy Sheehan
Maureen Dowd
Voltaire
Karl Marx
Demosthenes
Tacitus
Clytemnestra
Marcus Iunius Brutus
Cassius Longius
Aeschylus
Marcus Aurelius
Marcus Antonius
Franz Fernon
Nancy Cantor
Peter "Nazi" Fritzche
Claire Crowston
David "Crackerjack" Roediger
Dave Barrett
Fred Hoxie
Joseph B. White
Richard Herman
Stephen Kaufman
Thomas Caneva
Chris Barnum
JR Trimpe
Barry Cheskey
Mark Day
Brooke Anderson
George Clooney
Heith Leidger
Brittney Spears
Ashley Simpson
Ridley Scott
Julia Roberts
Steven Spielberg
George Lucas
Natalie Portman
Samuel Jackson
Katie Holmes
Joss Whedon
Oliver Stone
Colin Farrell
Ben Affleck
Harry Belefonte
Larry King
Jon Stewart
Jane Fonda
Seth McFarlane
Russel Crowe
Leonardo DiCaprio
Michael Eisner
Paul Krugman
Jamil Hussein
Fattah Hassad
Ted Turner
Chuck Rangel
William Jefferson
Jim McDermott
Stephen Colbert
Sean Penn
Barbara Streisand
Michael J. Fox
Sue Running
Jean Stebbins
Barb Drinkwine
Rahm Immanuel
Deb Borchart
Thereasa Bouchard
Rob Jenson
Al Johnson
Kirstin Ertl
Andrea Dworkin
Mike Hoppensberger
Cidne Crue
Al Gore
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Madeline Albright
Jamie Gorelick
Chucky Schumer
Dick the dick Durbin
Ted Kennedy
Robert Byrd
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Nancy Keehan
Claire McCaskil
Jim Webb
Russ Feingold
Bryan Ross
Diane Sawyer
Katie Couric
Dan Rather
Charles Gibson
Katrina VandenHueval
Keith Olbermann
Ariana Huffington
Louise Slaughter
Dennis Kucinich
Maurice Hinchey
Michael Savage
Charles Krathammer
Matt Lauer
Jimmy Carter
George Stephanopolus
William M. Arkin
Dirty Harry Reid
Ibrahim Hooper
Barbara Boxer
Diane Feinstein
Nancy Pelosi
Rossie O'Donnell
Melanie Sloan
Calypso Louis Farrakahn
Hugo Chavez
Keith Ellison
John Ffffffing Kerry (who by the way served in vietnam)
The Walmart-shopping Breck Girl
Rod Blavejovich
Jesse Jackson
Al Sharpton
Mike Tice
James Carville
Paul Ash
Mahmoud Amindajihad
Randy Moss
Mike Nifong
Wolf Blitzer
Decius
Kim Curtis
Joe Wilson
Gavin Newsom
Omar Shahin and the other five
Anita Hill
John Walker Lindh
Patrick Leaky Leahy
Sandy Berger
John Conyers
Carl Levin
Robert Barrett
Tom barkin Harkin
Joe bigmouth Biden
Valerie Plame
Kathleen Blanco
Charles Nagin
Usama Bin Ladin
President Chirac
Kofi Annan
Howard Dean
Michael Moore
Neville Chamberlain
Cake
Violent Femms
Nine Inch Nails
Rilo Kiley
Coldplay
Richard H. Brodhead
Houston Baker
Keyon West
Kidd Rock
Alcee Hastings
John Murtha
Emil Jones
Marcus Tulius Cicero
Perikles
Xerxes
Organizations (groups that have no one person to hate but should be hated as institutions)
NARAL
Clovis Grove Elementary School
U.S. Department of Financial Aid
University of Illinois Student Accounts
Progressive Resource/Action Coalition
ACLU
NAMBLA
NYT
MSNBC
Hollywood
Boston Globe
LA Times
Newsweek
CBS
WP
AP
AAUP
CAIR
NEA
Daily Kos
ALA
CREW
Lexington School District
PFAW
ACORN
Reuters
The Nation
PETA
ALF
ICCP
Illiomedia
Group of 88
9th Circus Court of Appeals
Chi Omega
Kappa Kappa Gamma
Tau Sigma Epsilon
Phew!
That's all I can think of. More I'm sure next year.
There is no specific critieria, and those listed may range from mild annoyance to people I would flay if I could get away with it.
Though the names are ordered by category, it is simply for pratical reasons. There is no hierarchy among them.
Mookie (or Mooq)al-Sadr)
Eason Jordon
Howell Raines
Aaron Hull
Amy Miller
Thearesa Engleman
Tyler Milhaupt
Eric Gurion
Chris Mohr
Dave Brandenburg
Erika Evenson
Carolyn Howe
Amanda Marcotte
Melissa McEwan
Lisa Burroughs
Amanda Stienman
Chris Johnson
Jason Everson
Jason Gleode
Ben Almquist
Tim Shackel
Josh VanEgen
Lee Winiski
Rob Daemrich
Jon Robinson
Crystal Gail Mangum
Gavin Newsom
Ross Erickson
Kevin (from TF)
Jon Evans
Ben Helton
Jeff Shaw
Holly Ecker
Mike Karson
Brooke Bellmer
Jayson Blair
Guy
Seth Fein
Amanda Grish
Ward Churchill
Bridgette Sharkey
Eric Niang
Adam Zwick
Zack Schulster
John Monteith
Cindy Sheehan
Maureen Dowd
Voltaire
Karl Marx
Demosthenes
Tacitus
Clytemnestra
Marcus Iunius Brutus
Cassius Longius
Aeschylus
Marcus Aurelius
Marcus Antonius
Franz Fernon
Nancy Cantor
Peter "Nazi" Fritzche
Claire Crowston
David "Crackerjack" Roediger
Dave Barrett
Fred Hoxie
Joseph B. White
Richard Herman
Stephen Kaufman
Thomas Caneva
Chris Barnum
JR Trimpe
Barry Cheskey
Mark Day
Brooke Anderson
George Clooney
Heith Leidger
Brittney Spears
Ashley Simpson
Ridley Scott
Julia Roberts
Steven Spielberg
George Lucas
Natalie Portman
Samuel Jackson
Katie Holmes
Joss Whedon
Oliver Stone
Colin Farrell
Ben Affleck
Harry Belefonte
Larry King
Jon Stewart
Jane Fonda
Seth McFarlane
Russel Crowe
Leonardo DiCaprio
Michael Eisner
Paul Krugman
Jamil Hussein
Fattah Hassad
Ted Turner
Chuck Rangel
William Jefferson
Jim McDermott
Stephen Colbert
Sean Penn
Barbara Streisand
Michael J. Fox
Sue Running
Jean Stebbins
Barb Drinkwine
Rahm Immanuel
Deb Borchart
Thereasa Bouchard
Rob Jenson
Al Johnson
Kirstin Ertl
Andrea Dworkin
Mike Hoppensberger
Cidne Crue
Al Gore
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Madeline Albright
Jamie Gorelick
Chucky Schumer
Dick the dick Durbin
Ted Kennedy
Robert Byrd
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Nancy Keehan
Claire McCaskil
Jim Webb
Russ Feingold
Bryan Ross
Diane Sawyer
Katie Couric
Dan Rather
Charles Gibson
Katrina VandenHueval
Keith Olbermann
Ariana Huffington
Louise Slaughter
Dennis Kucinich
Maurice Hinchey
Michael Savage
Charles Krathammer
Matt Lauer
Jimmy Carter
George Stephanopolus
William M. Arkin
Dirty Harry Reid
Ibrahim Hooper
Barbara Boxer
Diane Feinstein
Nancy Pelosi
Rossie O'Donnell
Melanie Sloan
Calypso Louis Farrakahn
Hugo Chavez
Keith Ellison
John Ffffffing Kerry (who by the way served in vietnam)
The Walmart-shopping Breck Girl
Rod Blavejovich
Jesse Jackson
Al Sharpton
Mike Tice
James Carville
Paul Ash
Mahmoud Amindajihad
Randy Moss
Mike Nifong
Wolf Blitzer
Decius
Kim Curtis
Joe Wilson
Gavin Newsom
Omar Shahin and the other five
Anita Hill
John Walker Lindh
Patrick Leaky Leahy
Sandy Berger
John Conyers
Carl Levin
Robert Barrett
Tom barkin Harkin
Joe bigmouth Biden
Valerie Plame
Kathleen Blanco
Charles Nagin
Usama Bin Ladin
President Chirac
Kofi Annan
Howard Dean
Michael Moore
Neville Chamberlain
Cake
Violent Femms
Nine Inch Nails
Rilo Kiley
Coldplay
Richard H. Brodhead
Houston Baker
Keyon West
Kidd Rock
Alcee Hastings
John Murtha
Emil Jones
Marcus Tulius Cicero
Perikles
Xerxes
Organizations (groups that have no one person to hate but should be hated as institutions)
NARAL
Clovis Grove Elementary School
U.S. Department of Financial Aid
University of Illinois Student Accounts
Progressive Resource/Action Coalition
ACLU
NAMBLA
NYT
MSNBC
Hollywood
Boston Globe
LA Times
Newsweek
CBS
WP
AP
AAUP
CAIR
NEA
Daily Kos
ALA
CREW
Lexington School District
PFAW
ACORN
Reuters
The Nation
PETA
ALF
ICCP
Illiomedia
Group of 88
9th Circus Court of Appeals
Chi Omega
Kappa Kappa Gamma
Tau Sigma Epsilon
Phew!
That's all I can think of. More I'm sure next year.