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stolen from sister
Names
1. Do you like your first name? Don't have much of a choice. But yeah
2. Middle name? Its okay. Good initial though better if it were X
3. What's the best name for a girl? Lydia
4. Guy? Vercingetorix
5. How many letters are in your last name? Eight.
6. Where did the "Boy Meets World" creators come up with the name Topanga? Probably from one of the pornos they were jacking off to.
7. Are actors and actresses going overboard with unique baby names? Not to mention with their new high profile accessories: african babies.
8. Girls, when/if you get married are you going to keep your last name? No.
9. Do you know anyone who's legally changed their name? One.
10. Do you have any nicknames? Yeah. Most of them are pejorative
Occupation
1. Do you have a job? Yes
2. Where do you work? Animal Sciences Lab
3. How long have you been working there? Five years
4. Is it a long commute? Only if it is the guy driving the Red at 10am and there are a lot of chinese who stop at every stop to see if they are in the place they want to be.
5. Do you have a nice boss? The best. I never see them.
6. Nice co-workers? Oh yeah. Lec babysits Toby for me and Tara asked me to plan her Disney trip.
7. So, what exactly do you do? Sometimes data entry, sometimes scrubbing test tubes. Mostly translating Cornelius Nepos and listening to Rush.
8. Is this a career or just a job to support yourself? Tough choic actually.
9. What's your ideal job? A recluse in a house on the hill.
10. Do you know anyone with a really cool job? One of my three best friends is a security officer for a retail mall. He used to be the king of shoplifters
Pop Culture
1. Do you watch Best Week Ever? No.
2. How about "The Fabulous Life of..."? No.
3. Do you know much about celebrity culture today? They won't let you otherwise!
4. Or are you stuck in the past somwhere? I wish. Preferably turn of the century (20th not 21st)
5. What celebrity is most over-rated? All of them.
6. Under-rated? Barbara Steele. John Neville. Peter Jurasik. Ken Wantanabe. Robert Davi
7. Who's your favorite female celebrity?
8. Male?
9. Has anyone ever told you that you look like a celebrity? Stacey the night we first met said I look like George Clooney, at my mom's wedding one of my step-brothers said I look like Tom Cruise. And now, I look like James Carnville (as you can see it has gotten progressively worse).
10. Do you know anyone who looks like a celebrity? There is a guy in the lab that reminds me of Carel Sruycken.
Quiz!!
1. What's 43 divided by 3? 14.3333333333333333333333333333333
2. Name two plays written by Shakespeare. Caesar and MacBeth
3. What's the square root of 16? +/- 4
4. In what year did Colombus discover America? He didn't Leif Ericson did.
5. Who was the third American president? Thomas Jefferson
6. How many wives did Henry VII have? Seven.
7. Name three elements on the Periodic Table: Rhodium, Radon, Tungsten.
8. When did the Berlin Wall come down? After Reagan became President
9. How many hours are in 3 days? 3x24
10. A butcher is 5'5. What does he weigh? Meat. Come on that's the oldest joke in the book next to "every white thing in the world fell into the mud"
Reading
1. What was your favorite book as a kid? 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, The Three Musketters, Bunnicula, Mouse Tales.
2. How about now? Far Side Gallery, Star by Star, Hogfather
3. Did you ever read the Black Lagoon series? TES! Fucking had to thanks to that fascist Stebbins.
4. Ramona Quimby? Haha. Yes.
5. Junie B. Jones? Nope missed that one.
6. Harry Potter? Uh huh
7. What book should have never been made into a movie? Casino Royale, the DaVanci Code, Bob Woodwords "State of Denial" ( I know. GIve it time.)
8. What book should be made into a movie? Hogfather and they need to redo Ray Bradburys The Halloween Tree
9. Who's your favorite author? Jules Verne, Timothy Zahn, Conan Doyle, Ray Bradbury.
10. Is "Arthur" a better book or TV show? No.
Sleeping Habits
1. What kind of bed do you have? Queen,
2. Matress? Yeah that usually helps
3. Is it comfortable? Toby and I think so.
4. When do you usually go to sleep? between 12 and 2
5. Are you a heavy sleeper? No.
6. What position do you sleep in? From behind. Wait. what was the question?
7. How many pillows do you sleep on? Last count it was eight
8. Did/do you sleep with a night light? I guess the disk drive counts
9. How about stuffed animals? No stuffed animals. I'm bombarded by the real ones.
10. Do you sleep with your hair up or down? What hair?
This or That
1. Rock or Rap? Need you ask?
2. Spring or Fall? Fall.
3. Black and White or Color? Black.
4. Cats or Dogs? Cats.
5. World History or Algebra/Math? History
6. Bolding or X's?: Italics
7. Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? Cartoon Network.
8. '70s or '80s? 80's!!!
9. Monopoly or Clue? Yes
10. Aerosmith or Bon Jovi? Bon Jovi
Under the Floorboards
1. Do you have a secret? Yes.
2. Are you good at keeping secrets? If the money is right.
3. How about your friends? I'd say so
4. Is your mom one of those gossipy housewives that tell everyone everything? No. She only complains about people behind their backs.
5. Does your family have secrets? I don't think so. Most of my family that does I think is dying off.
6. Do you lie to people a lot to keep your secret safe? Or you could just say none of your fucking business.
7. Are you keeping a secret right now? Yes
8. Do you have a good Poker face? If I did, how would you know?
9. Have you ever planned a surprise party? Not really
10. Did you lie on this section to keep a secret? No.
Video Games
1. Do you play video games (might wanna skip this section if you don't)? Yes
2. PlayStation, X-Box, or Nintendo? Nintendo all the way. Except PS has a couple of decent ones. As does PC
3. Do you know what Pong is? Yes
4. How about Duck Hunt? Yes,
5. Are you any good at Dance Dance Revolution? I swore I would never ever play that wannabe travesty. I am still chaste
6. Racing or Fighting games? Fighting games don't cheat. As much. Usually.
7. Mario or Luigi? Meh,
8. Do you own any video games that are based on movies? Lego Star Wars! And I do have Resident Evil which was somehow made into a movie. Bleh.
9. What's the best video game ever? GoldenEye? Tough to say, either Star Fox, Resident Evil, Shadowgate, or Tetris
10. Worst? Ballz, biofreaks, Halo, Harvest Moon, WarGods, Final Fantasy VIII
Word Association
1. Car: drive
2. Bunny: ears
3. Green: Slimer
4. Banana: Klubbo
5. Dance: Boring
6. Napoleon Dynamite: Vomitt
7. Prom: Brats
8. Ambulance: Susan
9. Flower: garden
10. Internet: Jason Fox
X-rays and Other Medical Procedures
1. Do you know what hospital you were born in? No.
2. Ever break a bone? No
3. Ever needed a wheel chair? No.
4. Do you have Scoliosis? No my back problems are genetic
5. Have you ever had Mono? No
6. Were/are you afraid of the dentist? No it was the bitchy nothing-is-good-enough hygenists
7. Do you visit a chiropractor regularly? No.. I only see Molly a couple of times a year
8. Have you ever gotten x-rays of your teeth? Yeap.
9. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes, as a matter of fact.
10. Did you get your wisdom teeth removed yet? Yes twice. the first I had to remove because it was the only one ironically that was coming in straight. On the otherhand, that is 2 hours of my life I cannot account for. THe closest I have ever come to experiencing death.
You're So Special!
1. Are you double jointed? No
2. Do you have any other talents involving your body parts? can put my fingers around my collar bone. I can move my ears with my eyebrows.
. Can you do any impersonations? I can do a decent David Niven and Carol Channing
4. Can you sing? No!
5. Dance? Not really.
6. Do you type really fast? Don't care
. Do you have perfect vision? No.
8. Do you have a good short-term memory? What was the question?
9. Are you good with computers? I get by.
10. What can you do really well? Get pissed off
Zebra!!!
1. So, did you like the survey? I guess
2. What was your favorite letter? X
3. Did you skip over any because you didn't like the topic?
4. Is 260 questions over-doing it? I think so
5. Where'd you get this survey? Jess
6. Do you know them? Nope
7. Do you think the X-Ray thing was cheating? What
8. How about Under the Floorboards? This isn't my place. I don't know whats under the floorboards
9. How long did it take you to do this? Long. Spelling names can be difficult.
10. Isn't this the crappiest ending ever? Obviously you have never seen Revenge of the Sith.
Names
1. Do you like your first name? Don't have much of a choice. But yeah
2. Middle name? Its okay. Good initial though better if it were X
3. What's the best name for a girl? Lydia
4. Guy? Vercingetorix
5. How many letters are in your last name? Eight.
6. Where did the "Boy Meets World" creators come up with the name Topanga? Probably from one of the pornos they were jacking off to.
7. Are actors and actresses going overboard with unique baby names? Not to mention with their new high profile accessories: african babies.
8. Girls, when/if you get married are you going to keep your last name? No.
9. Do you know anyone who's legally changed their name? One.
10. Do you have any nicknames? Yeah. Most of them are pejorative
Occupation
1. Do you have a job? Yes
2. Where do you work? Animal Sciences Lab
3. How long have you been working there? Five years
4. Is it a long commute? Only if it is the guy driving the Red at 10am and there are a lot of chinese who stop at every stop to see if they are in the place they want to be.
5. Do you have a nice boss? The best. I never see them.
6. Nice co-workers? Oh yeah. Lec babysits Toby for me and Tara asked me to plan her Disney trip.
7. So, what exactly do you do? Sometimes data entry, sometimes scrubbing test tubes. Mostly translating Cornelius Nepos and listening to Rush.
8. Is this a career or just a job to support yourself? Tough choic actually.
9. What's your ideal job? A recluse in a house on the hill.
10. Do you know anyone with a really cool job? One of my three best friends is a security officer for a retail mall. He used to be the king of shoplifters
Pop Culture
1. Do you watch Best Week Ever? No.
2. How about "The Fabulous Life of..."? No.
3. Do you know much about celebrity culture today? They won't let you otherwise!
4. Or are you stuck in the past somwhere? I wish. Preferably turn of the century (20th not 21st)
5. What celebrity is most over-rated? All of them.
6. Under-rated? Barbara Steele. John Neville. Peter Jurasik. Ken Wantanabe. Robert Davi
7. Who's your favorite female celebrity?
8. Male?
9. Has anyone ever told you that you look like a celebrity? Stacey the night we first met said I look like George Clooney, at my mom's wedding one of my step-brothers said I look like Tom Cruise. And now, I look like James Carnville (as you can see it has gotten progressively worse).
10. Do you know anyone who looks like a celebrity? There is a guy in the lab that reminds me of Carel Sruycken.
Quiz!!
1. What's 43 divided by 3? 14.3333333333333333333333333333333
2. Name two plays written by Shakespeare. Caesar and MacBeth
3. What's the square root of 16? +/- 4
4. In what year did Colombus discover America? He didn't Leif Ericson did.
5. Who was the third American president? Thomas Jefferson
6. How many wives did Henry VII have? Seven.
7. Name three elements on the Periodic Table: Rhodium, Radon, Tungsten.
8. When did the Berlin Wall come down? After Reagan became President
9. How many hours are in 3 days? 3x24
10. A butcher is 5'5. What does he weigh? Meat. Come on that's the oldest joke in the book next to "every white thing in the world fell into the mud"
Reading
1. What was your favorite book as a kid? 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, The Three Musketters, Bunnicula, Mouse Tales.
2. How about now? Far Side Gallery, Star by Star, Hogfather
3. Did you ever read the Black Lagoon series? TES! Fucking had to thanks to that fascist Stebbins.
4. Ramona Quimby? Haha. Yes.
5. Junie B. Jones? Nope missed that one.
6. Harry Potter? Uh huh
7. What book should have never been made into a movie? Casino Royale, the DaVanci Code, Bob Woodwords "State of Denial" ( I know. GIve it time.)
8. What book should be made into a movie? Hogfather and they need to redo Ray Bradburys The Halloween Tree
9. Who's your favorite author? Jules Verne, Timothy Zahn, Conan Doyle, Ray Bradbury.
10. Is "Arthur" a better book or TV show? No.
Sleeping Habits
1. What kind of bed do you have? Queen,
2. Matress? Yeah that usually helps
3. Is it comfortable? Toby and I think so.
4. When do you usually go to sleep? between 12 and 2
5. Are you a heavy sleeper? No.
6. What position do you sleep in? From behind. Wait. what was the question?
7. How many pillows do you sleep on? Last count it was eight
8. Did/do you sleep with a night light? I guess the disk drive counts
9. How about stuffed animals? No stuffed animals. I'm bombarded by the real ones.
10. Do you sleep with your hair up or down? What hair?
This or That
1. Rock or Rap? Need you ask?
2. Spring or Fall? Fall.
3. Black and White or Color? Black.
4. Cats or Dogs? Cats.
5. World History or Algebra/Math? History
6. Bolding or X's?: Italics
7. Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? Cartoon Network.
8. '70s or '80s? 80's!!!
9. Monopoly or Clue? Yes
10. Aerosmith or Bon Jovi? Bon Jovi
Under the Floorboards
1. Do you have a secret? Yes.
2. Are you good at keeping secrets? If the money is right.
3. How about your friends? I'd say so
4. Is your mom one of those gossipy housewives that tell everyone everything? No. She only complains about people behind their backs.
5. Does your family have secrets? I don't think so. Most of my family that does I think is dying off.
6. Do you lie to people a lot to keep your secret safe? Or you could just say none of your fucking business.
7. Are you keeping a secret right now? Yes
8. Do you have a good Poker face? If I did, how would you know?
9. Have you ever planned a surprise party? Not really
10. Did you lie on this section to keep a secret? No.
Video Games
1. Do you play video games (might wanna skip this section if you don't)? Yes
2. PlayStation, X-Box, or Nintendo? Nintendo all the way. Except PS has a couple of decent ones. As does PC
3. Do you know what Pong is? Yes
4. How about Duck Hunt? Yes,
5. Are you any good at Dance Dance Revolution? I swore I would never ever play that wannabe travesty. I am still chaste
6. Racing or Fighting games? Fighting games don't cheat. As much. Usually.
7. Mario or Luigi? Meh,
8. Do you own any video games that are based on movies? Lego Star Wars! And I do have Resident Evil which was somehow made into a movie. Bleh.
9. What's the best video game ever? GoldenEye? Tough to say, either Star Fox, Resident Evil, Shadowgate, or Tetris
10. Worst? Ballz, biofreaks, Halo, Harvest Moon, WarGods, Final Fantasy VIII
Word Association
1. Car: drive
2. Bunny: ears
3. Green: Slimer
4. Banana: Klubbo
5. Dance: Boring
6. Napoleon Dynamite: Vomitt
7. Prom: Brats
8. Ambulance: Susan
9. Flower: garden
10. Internet: Jason Fox
X-rays and Other Medical Procedures
1. Do you know what hospital you were born in? No.
2. Ever break a bone? No
3. Ever needed a wheel chair? No.
4. Do you have Scoliosis? No my back problems are genetic
5. Have you ever had Mono? No
6. Were/are you afraid of the dentist? No it was the bitchy nothing-is-good-enough hygenists
7. Do you visit a chiropractor regularly? No.. I only see Molly a couple of times a year
8. Have you ever gotten x-rays of your teeth? Yeap.
9. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes, as a matter of fact.
10. Did you get your wisdom teeth removed yet? Yes twice. the first I had to remove because it was the only one ironically that was coming in straight. On the otherhand, that is 2 hours of my life I cannot account for. THe closest I have ever come to experiencing death.
You're So Special!
1. Are you double jointed? No
2. Do you have any other talents involving your body parts? can put my fingers around my collar bone. I can move my ears with my eyebrows.
. Can you do any impersonations? I can do a decent David Niven and Carol Channing
4. Can you sing? No!
5. Dance? Not really.
6. Do you type really fast? Don't care
. Do you have perfect vision? No.
8. Do you have a good short-term memory? What was the question?
9. Are you good with computers? I get by.
10. What can you do really well? Get pissed off
Zebra!!!
1. So, did you like the survey? I guess
2. What was your favorite letter? X
3. Did you skip over any because you didn't like the topic?
4. Is 260 questions over-doing it? I think so
5. Where'd you get this survey? Jess
6. Do you know them? Nope
7. Do you think the X-Ray thing was cheating? What
8. How about Under the Floorboards? This isn't my place. I don't know whats under the floorboards
9. How long did it take you to do this? Long. Spelling names can be difficult.
10. Isn't this the crappiest ending ever? Obviously you have never seen Revenge of the Sith.