Yunho is messy
Title: Yunho is messy
Pairing: HoMin
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Smut
Warnings: Misuse of a feather duster, smut
Summary: Yunho is very messy. Changmin threatens to move out. Yunho begs him not to go. It's all very simple really.
A/N: Completely and utterly inspired by Changmin's Elle Girl interview
Changmin let out an audible groan as he entered his apartment, returning from an exhausting training session at the gym. Clothes littered the floor, scattered across the vast landscape of carpet. Plastic wrappers, several dirty bowls and empty coke bottles strewn around the room, on the couch, on the shelf, even on the tv.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YUNHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Changmin yelled, not caring if someone heard him and started to think he was either crazy, mad or both. Changmin buried his face in his hands before proceeding to clean the apartment.
Enough was enough.
"Changmin! I'm home!" Yunho yelled before promptly dropping his bag on the floor, walking into the kitchen, grabbing a cold bottle of cola from the fridge, prying off the lid as he walked to the living room, and sitting down on the couch before taking a sip of his drink.
"Jung. U-Know. Yunho." Yunho froze his movements at the voice, turning his head around very, VERY, slowly. That voice did not mean anything good.
Changmin stood with his arms crossed, anger written on his beautiful and thankfully growing plumper face.
"Do you know how long I've spent cleaning up your mess? What do you take me for? A slave? You think you can make a mess like that and just walk away?" Changmin asked, his voice never going above normal level but still hitting home, dripping with deadly venom that was knives to Yunho's bravery. His lover was scary when mad.
"Should we even be living together?" Changmin asked, and it was like a bucket of ice cold water being poured over Yunho's body.
"No, you can't move out! I-I'll change, I promise! I'll be more neat, and I'll tidy things up if I make a mess! Don't move out! Please Min!" Yunho begged, and Changmin lowered his head.
"Yunho, I was only joking... you really don't want me to leave?" Changmin asked, and Yunho nodded.
"Never leave, seriously. I'll keep you here, even if it makes you hate me," Yunho said, and Changmin couldn't help but think that Yunho was either really serious about this relationship, or he was just plain desperate.
"I won't leave..." Changmin said quietly, and Yunho smiled. A smile that Changmin knew all to well.
"I shouldn't have said I was going to leave, should I?" Changmin asked, and Yunho's smile grew wider.
"Naughty boy. You need to be punished..." Yunho said, and Changmin whimpered as Yunho lifted the young man and flung him over his shoulder, knocking the wind out of Changmin.
Yunho carried Changmin into the bedroom, grabbing the feather duster that Changmin had been using to clean on the way. Yunho dropped Changmin to the bed, Changmin letting out a whine.
Yunho lifted Changmin's legs into the air by grabbing hold of his lover's hips, Changmin kicking his legs in an attempt to escape. Yunho just laughed before digging his nails under the fabric of trousers and underwear, pulling both garments off of Changmin's legs.
Yunho then took Changmin's half hard length and stroked it to it's full potential, Changmin letting out loud moans. Damn, Changmin was loud in bed. Not the Yunho cared, the sounds were so hot that Yunho barely ever gagged Min.
Yunho forced Changmin to lie on his stomach before spreading Changmin's legs, kneeling in between them. Yunho took the feather duster and a bottle of lube, squirting some of the substance onto his fingers before rubbing it on the handle of the feather duster.
Yunho smiled, pressing down on Changmin's never ending long legs and thrusting the feather duster into Changmin, pushing it in as far as he could without fear of damaging Changmin.
Changmin screamed and bucked, the top half of his body thrashing around (his legs still very much held down by Yunho). Yunho smiled before pulling the duster out at an agonizingly slow pace, before thrusting it back in roughly and harshly.
Yunho repeated this several times, changing the angle until he found Changmin's prostate. Changmin's hands clenched the sheets, sweat drenching his shirt. Yunho then began to spank Changmin's butt, his hand connected with the firm cheeks with a loud slapping sound.
Changmin writhed beneath Yunho, his moans muffled by the sheets. Yunho stopped his spanking when Changmin's butt was burning a cherry red, definitely going to be sore even if it wasn't for the thing shoved inside of him.
"Ready, Min?" Yunho asked, and Changmin let out a high pitched whine. Just because his voice had gotten deeper didn't mean his vocal range had lowered.
Yunho pulled Changmin's sore butt cheeks apart, smiling down at the young man whom so desperately wanted to have Yunho screw his brains out, before thrusting inside Changmin, not bothering to remove the feather duster.
Changmin screamed, yelling obscenities and cuss words (in several different languages). Yunho waited for Min to adjust, knowing that Changmin still had to untense his body despite the amount he had someone shove something inside of him.
Once Changmin was relaxed and pretty much begging, Yunho set a fast and rough pace. Damn Changmin and his ability to make Yunho loose it. Damn him. Changmin was gripping the sheets, begging Yunho to touch him. Yunho obliged.
Changmin screamed when Yunho just gave him a soft touch on his erection, cumming just from the simple touch. Changmin clenched around Yunho and forced him to cum too, both of them riding out their orgasms together.
Yunho pulled out of Changmin and fell beside him, laughing when Changmin let out a whine.
"Sorry babe," Yunho said, pulling out the feather duster and dropping it on the ground. "But seriously, no leaving. I'll cry if you leave, and I know that you hate seeing grown men cry," Yunho said, and Changmin groaned.
"Gosh, you're really out of it aren't you?" Yunho asked.
"Shut up and let me sleep," Changmin said quietly. Yunho smiled.
"Okay!" He placed a kiss to Changmin's neck before pulling the blankets over them.
But people don't change. Well, not often.
"YUNHO, PICK UP YOUR STINKING RUBBISH!!!" Changmin yelled, chasing his lover with an empty cola bottle.
A/N: I'm unsure why there aren't more fanfics about the Elle girl interview. The HoMin part was hilarious!
Pairing: HoMin
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Smut
Warnings: Misuse of a feather duster, smut
Summary: Yunho is very messy. Changmin threatens to move out. Yunho begs him not to go. It's all very simple really.
A/N: Completely and utterly inspired by Changmin's Elle Girl interview
Changmin let out an audible groan as he entered his apartment, returning from an exhausting training session at the gym. Clothes littered the floor, scattered across the vast landscape of carpet. Plastic wrappers, several dirty bowls and empty coke bottles strewn around the room, on the couch, on the shelf, even on the tv.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YUNHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Changmin yelled, not caring if someone heard him and started to think he was either crazy, mad or both. Changmin buried his face in his hands before proceeding to clean the apartment.
Enough was enough.
"Changmin! I'm home!" Yunho yelled before promptly dropping his bag on the floor, walking into the kitchen, grabbing a cold bottle of cola from the fridge, prying off the lid as he walked to the living room, and sitting down on the couch before taking a sip of his drink.
"Jung. U-Know. Yunho." Yunho froze his movements at the voice, turning his head around very, VERY, slowly. That voice did not mean anything good.
Changmin stood with his arms crossed, anger written on his beautiful and thankfully growing plumper face.
"Do you know how long I've spent cleaning up your mess? What do you take me for? A slave? You think you can make a mess like that and just walk away?" Changmin asked, his voice never going above normal level but still hitting home, dripping with deadly venom that was knives to Yunho's bravery. His lover was scary when mad.
"Should we even be living together?" Changmin asked, and it was like a bucket of ice cold water being poured over Yunho's body.
"No, you can't move out! I-I'll change, I promise! I'll be more neat, and I'll tidy things up if I make a mess! Don't move out! Please Min!" Yunho begged, and Changmin lowered his head.
"Yunho, I was only joking... you really don't want me to leave?" Changmin asked, and Yunho nodded.
"Never leave, seriously. I'll keep you here, even if it makes you hate me," Yunho said, and Changmin couldn't help but think that Yunho was either really serious about this relationship, or he was just plain desperate.
"I won't leave..." Changmin said quietly, and Yunho smiled. A smile that Changmin knew all to well.
"I shouldn't have said I was going to leave, should I?" Changmin asked, and Yunho's smile grew wider.
"Naughty boy. You need to be punished..." Yunho said, and Changmin whimpered as Yunho lifted the young man and flung him over his shoulder, knocking the wind out of Changmin.
Yunho carried Changmin into the bedroom, grabbing the feather duster that Changmin had been using to clean on the way. Yunho dropped Changmin to the bed, Changmin letting out a whine.
Yunho lifted Changmin's legs into the air by grabbing hold of his lover's hips, Changmin kicking his legs in an attempt to escape. Yunho just laughed before digging his nails under the fabric of trousers and underwear, pulling both garments off of Changmin's legs.
Yunho then took Changmin's half hard length and stroked it to it's full potential, Changmin letting out loud moans. Damn, Changmin was loud in bed. Not the Yunho cared, the sounds were so hot that Yunho barely ever gagged Min.
Yunho forced Changmin to lie on his stomach before spreading Changmin's legs, kneeling in between them. Yunho took the feather duster and a bottle of lube, squirting some of the substance onto his fingers before rubbing it on the handle of the feather duster.
Yunho smiled, pressing down on Changmin's never ending long legs and thrusting the feather duster into Changmin, pushing it in as far as he could without fear of damaging Changmin.
Changmin screamed and bucked, the top half of his body thrashing around (his legs still very much held down by Yunho). Yunho smiled before pulling the duster out at an agonizingly slow pace, before thrusting it back in roughly and harshly.
Yunho repeated this several times, changing the angle until he found Changmin's prostate. Changmin's hands clenched the sheets, sweat drenching his shirt. Yunho then began to spank Changmin's butt, his hand connected with the firm cheeks with a loud slapping sound.
Changmin writhed beneath Yunho, his moans muffled by the sheets. Yunho stopped his spanking when Changmin's butt was burning a cherry red, definitely going to be sore even if it wasn't for the thing shoved inside of him.
"Ready, Min?" Yunho asked, and Changmin let out a high pitched whine. Just because his voice had gotten deeper didn't mean his vocal range had lowered.
Yunho pulled Changmin's sore butt cheeks apart, smiling down at the young man whom so desperately wanted to have Yunho screw his brains out, before thrusting inside Changmin, not bothering to remove the feather duster.
Changmin screamed, yelling obscenities and cuss words (in several different languages). Yunho waited for Min to adjust, knowing that Changmin still had to untense his body despite the amount he had someone shove something inside of him.
Once Changmin was relaxed and pretty much begging, Yunho set a fast and rough pace. Damn Changmin and his ability to make Yunho loose it. Damn him. Changmin was gripping the sheets, begging Yunho to touch him. Yunho obliged.
Changmin screamed when Yunho just gave him a soft touch on his erection, cumming just from the simple touch. Changmin clenched around Yunho and forced him to cum too, both of them riding out their orgasms together.
Yunho pulled out of Changmin and fell beside him, laughing when Changmin let out a whine.
"Sorry babe," Yunho said, pulling out the feather duster and dropping it on the ground. "But seriously, no leaving. I'll cry if you leave, and I know that you hate seeing grown men cry," Yunho said, and Changmin groaned.
"Gosh, you're really out of it aren't you?" Yunho asked.
"Shut up and let me sleep," Changmin said quietly. Yunho smiled.
"Okay!" He placed a kiss to Changmin's neck before pulling the blankets over them.
But people don't change. Well, not often.
"YUNHO, PICK UP YOUR STINKING RUBBISH!!!" Changmin yelled, chasing his lover with an empty cola bottle.
A/N: I'm unsure why there aren't more fanfics about the Elle girl interview. The HoMin part was hilarious!