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Klein Sexual Orientation Grid
I scored an average of 5.14
01 2 3 4 5 6 HeterosexualBisexualHomosexual
Meaning
This result can also be related to the Kinsey Scale:
0 = exclusively heterosexual
1 = predominantly heterosexual, incidentally homosexual
2 = predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 = equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 = predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 = predominantly homosexual, incidentally heterosexual
6 = exclusively homosexual
Summary
The idea of this excercise is to understand exactly how dynamic a person's sexual orientation can be, as well as how fluid it can be over a person's lifespan. While a person's number of actual homo/heterosexual encounters may be easy to categorize, their actual orientation may be completely different. Simple labels like "homosexual", "heterosexual", and "bisexual" need not be the only three options available to us.
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The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality
According to my answers, it is likely that I identify as
Homosexual.
Complete set of results
Homosexual: 5Homosexual with some heterosexuality: 4Past heterosexual, currently homosexual: 3Asexual: 0Concurrent bisexual: 0Heterosexual: 0Heterosexual with some homosexuality: 0Past homosexual, currently heterosexual: 0Sequential bisexual: 0
Information
The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality was devised by Larry Kurdek, B. Berkey and T. Perelman-Hall. It is an extension of the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid, recognising that sexual identities can change over time, people can identify with more than one sexual identity, and that asexuality is a valid sexual identity. The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality was published in the "Journal of Homosexuality" in 1990.
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G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, Now Georgie, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you. She calls Tony Blair in and asks, Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it? Tony Blair replies, It's me!
So G.W. calls Dick Cheney and says, Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it? And Cheney says, Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to you.So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it? And Colin Powell says, It's me!
So Cheney calls Bush and says, It's Colin Powell. And Bush says, No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!
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George W. was visiting a Florida elementary school while a fifth grade class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr.Bush if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word "tragedy."
Mr.Bush asks the class for "an example of a tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, was playing in the street and a car came along and ran over him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says George W. "that would be an accident."
A little girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained George W. "that's what we would call a Great Loss."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteered.
Mr.Bush searches the room, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, in the back of the room a small boy raises his hand, in a quiet voice he says, "If you and your lawyers, Mr.Bush were to be eaten by a pack of hungry 20 foot alligators, that would certainly be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims George W., "that's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "it must be a tragedy, because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."
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One Liners ...
What's the difference between George W. Bush and the New York Giants?
Nobody thinks the Giants won.
What major goal does George W. Bush still dream of accomplishing?
Being elected president.
How do you tell the first Bush administration from the second Bush administration?
This time the stupid one's in charge.
What's the difference between George W. Bush and Koko, the gorilla who understands approximately 2,000 words of spoken English?
Nobody thinks Koko is president.
What's the difference between George W. Bush and Mussolini?
Mussolini was elected.
What do you call Bush voters who aren't millionaires?
Suckers.
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Quotes:
"I'll give you an interesting idea that took place in Maine. They've got Maine lobstermen are
now patrolling the coast on a volunteer basis to make sure that somebody in a -- somebody
carrying something they don't want to carry in a boat shows up on the coast. I mean, there's all
kinds of ways to serve the community."
- George Bush, Daytona Beach, FL, January 30, 2002.
We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
- June 14, 2001, Press Conference
"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well."
- June 4, 2001
"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
- May 11, 2001
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
- February 21, 2001
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."
- Jan. 29, 2001.