The Roommate Files
Weird conversation:
Mariel: You know, I just realized. What's the point of learning? Like, in the scheme of things, what's the point of studying anyway?
Mayor: You just realized that now? I realized that during gradeschool.
Mariel: What did batman say? It's either you die a HEH-ROH or you live...
Kristine: I just realized that we don't have new friends at myplace.
Stef: I have friends.
Kristine: Well that's because you know them from school.
Stef: Oh.
Kristine: We're anti-social!
Mariel: No we're not!
*pulls out sticker paper and makes nametags with "Hi! I'm Stef" written on them*
*sticks one on each of us*
Mariel: There, we're not anti-social anymore.
Stef and Kristine: :|
Mariel: I know the opposite of distress!
Stef: What?
Mariel: Eustress.
Stef: Okaaaay.
Mariel: Haay EUSTRESS me out.
Stef: OMG that was lame.
Mariel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kristine: Ang jologs mo Mariel
Mariel: Wait i'll text Nico and tell him my joke HAHAHA
Stef, Kristine and Mayor: :|
Stef: I sometimes wonder how you got into Management Honors.
Mariel: Well, that's why I'm out.
Mayor: I can microwave styro ri-....
Stef and Kristine: NO!
Stef: That's like the one thing you can't microwave!
Mayor: Really? I didn't know that. :|
Stef: Go back to work!
Mariel: I don't want to anymore.
Mayor: Go how many papers do you need to do?
Mariel: I have three papers due.
Mayor: And how many have you done?
Mariel: That doesn't matter! What matters is how many you have to do.
Mayor: That didn't make sense.
*****
Random YM Sessions (even if we're just beside each other)
Mayor: CRAMMING IS NOT MY MIDDLE NAME ANYMORE. Promise.
Stef: CRAMMING IS NOT MY MIDDLE NAME ANYMORE. Promise. - TALAGA LANG, AH.
Nikki Mayordomo: ...
Nikki Mayordomo: 22x46
Stef Orandain: ???
Nikki Mayordomo: tamad ako mag multiply
Nikki Mayordomo: :))
Stef Orandain: HAHAHAHA
Stef Orandain: CALCULATOR
Nikki Mayordomo: MALAYO
Nikki Mayordomo: :))
Stef Orandain: wtf
Nikki Mayordomo: without a caculator yan ah
Nikki Mayordomo: :))
Stef Orandain: hindi
Nikki Mayordomo: *CLCULATOR
Stef Orandain: nag cellphone ako
Nikki Mayordomo: tangina
Stef Orandain: HAHAHAHA
Nikki Mayordomo: cal
Nikki Mayordomo: cu
Nikki Mayordomo: la
Nikki Mayordomo: tor
Nikki Mayordomo: :)
Stef Orandain: CLCULATOR
Stef Orandain: :))
Stef Orandain: okay lang yan
Nikki Mayordomo: that's how we spell it in UP yo.
Nikki Mayordomo: my friend was supposed to say
Nikki Mayordomo: kanina
Nikki Mayordomo: but he ended up saying
Nikki Mayordomo: jabuba.
Nikki Mayordomo: naligaw daw right hand niya
Stef Orandain: WHUT
Stef Orandain: ang layo ng kanina sa jabuba
Stef Orandain: sabi ko kanina blue ribbon
Nikki Mayordomo: TRY IT
Nikki Mayordomo: it's nearrr
Stef Orandain: imbis na redribbon
Nikki Mayordomo: ...
Nikki Mayordomo: layo nun
Stef Orandain: di ah!
Stef Orandain: color lang
Stef Orandain: they're both primary
Nikki Mayordomo: ....
Stef Orandain: they're family!
Nikki Mayordomo: J is one letter away from K!
Nikki Mayordomo: family rin sila
Nikki Mayordomo: alphabet family
Stef Orandain: YAK BADUY KA
Stef Orandain: eh paano B at N?
Nikki Mayordomo: cousins.
Stef Orandain: :|
*****
While Kristine has a problem waking up, Mariel has a problem STAYING up while studying. I've caught her asleep in the weirdest of positions; while holding her stat book, on the table, on the computer chair, sitting down, etc. Today she came up with an ingenious plan to help her stay awake: makeup. Her rationale behind it is that she'd be able to fight the urge to sleep if she knew that she had to clean the makeup off her face. So now she is reading her Theo book with eyeshadow, mascara and red lipstick on.