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Your Linguistic Profile:
65% General American English
30% Yankee
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your #1 Match: INFJ
The Protector
You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.
Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is.
You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience.
You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them.
You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.
Your #2 Match: INFP
The Idealist
You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.
You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.
Your #3 Match: INTJ
The Scientist
You have a head for ideas - and you are good at improving systems.
Logical and strategic, you prefer for everything in your life to be organized.
You tend to be a bit skeptical. You're both critical of yourself and of others.
Independent and stubborn, you tend to only befriend those who are a lot like you.
You would make an excellent scientist, engineer, or programmer.
What's Your Personality Type?
You Will Die at Age 85
85
Congratulations! You take good care of yourself.
You're poised to live a long, healthy life.
What Age Will You Die?
Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson
"Fall, with you I fall so fast
I can hardly catch my breath
I hope it lasts"
In 2004 you fell in love. Let's hope it lasts.
What 2004 Hit Song Are You?
You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!
Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.
What Crappy Gift Are You?
American Cities That Best Fit You:
75% Austin
75% San Diego
60% Atlanta
60% Honolulu
60% Miami
Which American Cities Best Fit You?
Your Inner European is Spanish!
Energetic and lively.
You bring the party with you!
Who's Your Inner European?
You Are 0% Redneck
I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
How Redneck Are You?
You Belong in the USA
Sweet!
People either love you or hate you
And you really don't care what anyone thinks
Big and bold, you do things your way
What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In?
You Are the Very Gay Tinky Winky!
Purple with a gay pride symbol... how could he not be gay?
And that red purse is divalicious!
What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?
You Are "Wow"!
What Japanese Smiley Are You?
You Are a Chihuahua Puppy
Small, high strung, and loyal.
You do best in the city with a adults - young kids could crush you!
What Breed of Puppy Are You?
Your Element Is Water
A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted
and serious. That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also
are deep. Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily.
You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others.
You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around
waves. You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little
more peaceful.
What's Your Element?
You Should Vote For Kerry
Though You'd Rather Vote for Michael Moore
Which presidential candidate should you vote for?
You are 27% Leo
How much do you match your zodiac sign?
Your True Birth Month Is June
Fussy
Abiding
Friendly
Stubborn
Talkative
Sensitive
Executive
Hesitating
Easily hurt
Active mind
Easily bored
Daydreamer
Loves to joke
Tends to delay
Temperamental
Brand conscious
Loves to dress up
Having lots of ideas
Good debating skills
Funny and humorous
Thinks far with vision
Prone to getting colds
Polite and soft-spoken
Able to show character
Seldom show emotions
Knows how to make friends
Easily influenced by kindness
Takes time to recover when hurt
Choosy and always wants the best
Those who love me are enemies; Those who hate me are friends
What's Your True Birth Month?
You Are A Poplar Tree
People tend to look up to you, and it's a bit lonely at the top.
Inside, you are not always self confident, but you show great courage.
Mature and organized, you are reliable in any situation.
You tend to have an artistic or philosophical outlook on life.
You are very choosy in love and take partnership seriously.
What is Your Celtic Horoscope?
Your Famous Blogger Twin is Wil Wheaton
You're a friendly, funny guy (or girl) next door
With more than a touch of geekiness
Who's Your Famous Blogger Twin?