El Meme-ito =D
Sorry for the short absense and all thatbut the PS3 kinda ... called to me...
Anyway, meme/test stole from Heather and Kyra, who in turn stole it from wgroom. Wheee~
English
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[X] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[X] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football.... not soccer.
Total = 9 (WOOO! I R STEREOTYPE!)
Australian
[ ] You wear flipflops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops "thongs" not flipflops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3
Spanish
[X] You say 'member instead of remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (Natural highlights, JSYK)
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total = 6
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 2
Polish
[X] Your parents let you drink. (On occasion)
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 1
Irish
[X] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have/had blonde hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
Total = 8
African-American
[ ] You say nigga casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 2
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 3
German
[X] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total = 4
Canadian
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers
[X] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 2
French
[ ] You like french toast
[X] You love wine
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew
Total = 1
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more then 5 states
[X] You're lazy.
[X] You are not cultured.
[X] You hate abortion
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at walmart.
Total = 3
Norwegian
[ ] You know what lefse is
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian
[ ] You love trolls
[ ] You know what lutefisk is
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule
[ ] Fish and/or whale is a huge part of your diet
[X] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair
[ ] You know how to fish and have fished before
Total = 1
Anyway, meme/test stole from Heather and Kyra, who in turn stole it from wgroom. Wheee~
English
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[X] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[X] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football.... not soccer.
Total = 9 (WOOO! I R STEREOTYPE!)
Australian
[ ] You wear flipflops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops "thongs" not flipflops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3
Spanish
[X] You say 'member instead of remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (Natural highlights, JSYK)
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total = 6
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 2
Polish
[X] Your parents let you drink. (On occasion)
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 1
Irish
[X] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have/had blonde hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
Total = 8
African-American
[ ] You say nigga casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 2
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 3
German
[X] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total = 4
Canadian
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers
[X] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 2
French
[ ] You like french toast
[X] You love wine
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew
Total = 1
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more then 5 states
[X] You're lazy.
[X] You are not cultured.
[X] You hate abortion
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at walmart.
Total = 3
Norwegian
[ ] You know what lefse is
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian
[ ] You love trolls
[ ] You know what lutefisk is
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule
[ ] Fish and/or whale is a huge part of your diet
[X] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair
[ ] You know how to fish and have fished before
Total = 1