21 Innings, 2-0
Ha! Nothin' like makin' them boo-bird Phillies fans freeze they asses for 11 innings just to watch their team LOSE again. Heap done done it again, hittin' the tyin' HR in the 9th and then Thor boomed one out in the 11th. Bad-assery all 'round.
I goosed Wickman in the 11th! I mean I didn't grab-ass him or nothin' I just snuck over behind the mound to wipe some shit off my shoe and he didn't know I were there. He turned 'round and jumped 'bout as high as a fat man can, which is to say not very.
I mighta called Rafael Soriano "Alfonso" th'other day. In fact, I mighta been doin' it all the way through spring trainin'. Hell, Heap knows how that goes. I called him Chad his entire rookie year.
Let's go drink!
I goosed Wickman in the 11th! I mean I didn't grab-ass him or nothin' I just snuck over behind the mound to wipe some shit off my shoe and he didn't know I were there. He turned 'round and jumped 'bout as high as a fat man can, which is to say not very.
I mighta called Rafael Soriano "Alfonso" th'other day. In fact, I mighta been doin' it all the way through spring trainin'. Hell, Heap knows how that goes. I called him Chad his entire rookie year.
Let's go drink!