It's good to be back
well, I'm back...some of you may be asking yourselves "HEY! where has my favorite Smutty Chipmonk been?"
i do have an answer for that
Chip and I were hooked on "phonics"
and by "phonics, i mean drugs.
yes, my friends, the spot light and the fame got to us and were both entered into rehab. our drung of choice? mushrooms...or as i like to call them...mushrooms.
we tried to break out of rehab several times but we got caught everytime. here is a picture a local newspaper took of us during one of our failed attempts
But, after several months, lots of shock therapy and a torrid love affair between Chip, myself and a male nurse (good times!) i am back!
since then, CHip and myself have been making several apperances. This one was taken at a wild bachlorette party at a Vegas strip club
we even went on the road with our Adults Only Striptease Dance Act...we're thinking of calling it "Chip N Dale Dancers"....what do ya think? No other dance group with a name like that, i'll bet!
as for the relationship between my self nad the love of my life? he continues to play with my emotions
one minute he is with me and we're happy:
the next he "suddenly realizes" he wants a "normal" life and he's straight:
then he comes back to me and begs for me to forgive him:
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right now, we've decided to take a break from eachother and date other people. Here is my current fling. his name is Percy. He's SSSOOOO dreamy:
But of curse, Chip and I still have our fun together...and with others as well..hehehe
oh, what a night that was...what hunks! i think i'm still sore!!
anyways, thats about it from me. I must get back to the set. We're doing a Trojan's Condom commercial
http://www.cs.fiu.edu/~flynnj/tv/RescueRangers/rr-chip-n-dale-real.jpg
bye bye all!
<3 Dale
i do have an answer for that
Chip and I were hooked on "phonics"
and by "phonics, i mean drugs.
yes, my friends, the spot light and the fame got to us and were both entered into rehab. our drung of choice? mushrooms...or as i like to call them...mushrooms.
we tried to break out of rehab several times but we got caught everytime. here is a picture a local newspaper took of us during one of our failed attempts
But, after several months, lots of shock therapy and a torrid love affair between Chip, myself and a male nurse (good times!) i am back!
since then, CHip and myself have been making several apperances. This one was taken at a wild bachlorette party at a Vegas strip club
we even went on the road with our Adults Only Striptease Dance Act...we're thinking of calling it "Chip N Dale Dancers"....what do ya think? No other dance group with a name like that, i'll bet!
as for the relationship between my self nad the love of my life? he continues to play with my emotions
one minute he is with me and we're happy:
the next he "suddenly realizes" he wants a "normal" life and he's straight:
then he comes back to me and begs for me to forgive him:
right now, we've decided to take a break from eachother and date other people. Here is my current fling. his name is Percy. He's SSSOOOO dreamy:
But of curse, Chip and I still have our fun together...and with others as well..hehehe
oh, what a night that was...what hunks! i think i'm still sore!!
anyways, thats about it from me. I must get back to the set. We're doing a Trojan's Condom commercial
http://www.cs.fiu.edu/~flynnj/tv/RescueRangers/rr-chip-n-dale-real.jpg
bye bye all!
<3 Dale